Once upon a time, there were 3 peas: Maggy, Lilith, and Jerry. Maggy and Lilith were two happy peas in a pod. Jerry, however, was different than them. He was curious, adventurous, maybe even insane. He dared go farther than any pea had ever gone in the history of "Peadom".
M: "Jerry, please don't go again. What if you fall off of the ledge, or get stuck in a corner? What then, Jerry?! Think before you act!"
J: "
I'm sorry Maggy. It's a pea eat pea world out there. And I have to face it. I have to take those risks. Remember me. Tell the world my stories."
L: "Jerry, seriously, cut the fucking charade and get back in the pod, you fuck. Jesus Christ you're so annoying."
J: "I'll be back, don't you worry. I never get lost!"
3 minutes later.
J:"HOLYFUCKSHITWHEREAMIHOWDIDIGETHERE??!??!!! Okay Jerry, calm down. Breath... Slowly. Okay. Now, I'm still in the kitchen, but I'm near knives. I've never seen knives before. And what's that? Is peachy and fat and AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jerry died in the trash 3 days later and was never seen again. The end.
