1.toilet paper
2.make a shit and make sure you wipe your testicles and your ass
3.dont lick or wash your hands
4.if you want, you can walk out, or ypu can play with yourself
Okay so I just love Dirk and like everyone so much. They're all iconic and just amazing. Anyways so this is for all of them! I'm always open to requests! Also this is my first one shot book I've ever done so just be aware of that lmao. I hope you enjoy! <3
Emily's life was very normal until she finds a note next to her at a club. Follow her as she tries to discover the mystery behind her perfect man. Will it all work out? Who is he? Are things as they seem?
Mark was a hurricane waiting to happen.
Jack was a starry night.
Why did Mark leave Jack?
Jack did something bad, but did he really need to leave him for it?