Damnit Stories

God dammit, Jerry.

Romana Alliza. An aspiring young actress doing crap shows in crap towns. One day she quits for a better opportunity. Become a part of a social experiment. What happens when you put five woman in a house with ten men, all of which are a variety of people. Hint: Someone call 911

please

1.toilet paper 2.make a shit and make sure you wipe your testicles and your ass 3.dont lick or wash your hands 4.if you want, you can walk out, or ypu can play with yourself

Dear Diary, I managed to to avoid him for 6 years, yet, of course, he had to show up. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - After a horrendous fight the summer before Year 7, Evelyn Williams has done her best to forget and circumvent a childhood friend, and she succeed...until six form rolled around and she saw him again, except this time, something worse happened then a fight...she fell for him

I'm new here why do I have to make a book already?

It doesn't matter who interrogates people, things end up in chaos anyway. It's fucking hilarious.

Life was not always this sweet. There was a time when mother hated me. But something happened that day that I can't remember. Now life is like a dream but who was that boy? I know I've seen him before. And what is this pain in my head? Where did it come from? I can't take it anymore!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A BEN drowned fanfic. It has very strong language.

god dam

Patrick Stump has a pretty low self esteem and doesn't really have any friends until he meets Pete Wentz, who introduces him to his band, Fall Out Boy. They all become friends, Pete and Patrick sharing some very couple-y traditions, each obviously falling for eachother more and more everyday, until they finally decide it's best that they drop the whole 'friend' thing (I know this description sucks ass but I suck at them okay)

❝𝐲𝐨, 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭?❞ ❝𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭.❞ ❝𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞!❞ ❝𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠.❞ . . . ❝𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞-❞ 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐠𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐪𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐛00𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐝𝐪𝐝𝐝𝐲𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭. *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✉️❀ In which the newest big three has a crush on a fellow third year. Yeah, all three of them. So, when I group chat is made with all of them and you in it? Well, let's just say all hell breaks loose. __________________ ✰started; 8-28-20 ✰ended; ??-??-?? 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑- 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄. 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐒.

i'm just confusion also I got an irl husbando, be happy for me

um my 3am thoughts and updates on my life!1!!1!!!1!!1!!11! aka - totally random shit. enjoy, or hate it. idc tbh

Sequel to "Damn" Cover by thatnasaediting on Instagram

bet you all thought i was dead but little did you know, ima come back like a boomerang

I was listening to Ed Sheehan