(OLD, PLEASE DO NOT READ) Your Favorite Martian Headcanons

Short Ass Man who has Rabies (Puff Puff)

- Straight Cisgender Man (He/Him) (Will murder you if you call him gay or a twink)

- Probably Homophobic /j

- Loves Boobs (CANON)

- Fatherless.

- Once tried to kill Benatar with a lead pipe.

- He's been best friends with Deejay since they were little kids.

- Lived with his Grandma until he was 20.

- Probably the most unstable out of all the Band Members

- And uhhhh that's all!

Stay tuned for the others!