(OLD, PLEASE DO NOT READ) Your Favorite Martian Headcanons

BRI'ISH MAN (Benatar)

- Bisexual (He/Him)

- Real Name: Benjamin Bixley

- IS BRITISH (CANON)

- Probably an actual alien.

- Hates Axel and Puff Puff for bullying him.

- Does actually play other instruments other than the keytar, he plays piano, acoustic guitar, bass, etc.

- Not actually blonde, he used to have brown hair until he dyed it.

- Hates his fans (/j He only hates some of them.)

- Singing ran in his family.

Uhh that's it for now. (Sorry if it was short)

Axel Headcanons coming soon!