𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡

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𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .

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IN WHICH - in which a girl gets reborn in a boring world, into a family she'd recognize blindfolded and is mildly offended by the lack of whimsicality until realizing she had found the magic within her family and weird little town.



❝HOW COULD YOU RECOGNIZE ME AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?❞


╔═ * .·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·. * ═╗

THE OFFENSIVE REBIRTH

╚═ * .·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·. * ═╝


❝WHAT A STUPID QUESTION. I WAS BORN KNOWING YOU.❞


∘₊✧──────✧₊∘ 𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 ∘₊✧──────✧₊∘


Liv Tyler

as

✧・゚: CHRISTINE VICTORIA GILMORE*:・゚✧

╰☆☆ 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜 | 𝚃𝚘𝚛𝚢 | 𝚅𝚒𝚌 ☆☆╮

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╰☆☆ 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜 | 𝚃𝚘𝚛𝚢 | 𝚅𝚒𝚌 ☆☆╮

❛i needed to be somewhere different. maybe i needed to be someone different, too❜



Alexis Bledel

as

✧・゚: LORELAI LEIGH GILMORE*:・゚✧

╰☆☆ 𝙻𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚒 | 𝚁𝚘𝚛𝚢 | 𝚁𝚘𝚛 ☆☆╮

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╰☆☆ 𝙻𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚒 | 𝚁𝚘𝚛𝚢 | 𝚁𝚘𝚛 ☆☆╮

❛because she is my sister, and therefore one half of me❜



Lauren Graham

as

✧・゚: LORELAI VICTORIA GILMORE*:・゚✧

╰☆☆ 𝙻𝚘𝚛 | 𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚒 | 𝙼𝚘𝚖 ☆☆╮

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╰☆☆ 𝙻𝚘𝚛 | 𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚒 | 𝙼𝚘𝚖 ☆☆╮

❛to love and to lose and still be kind❜


The Rest of the Gilmore Girls Cast as

their respective characters...


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DISCLAIMER | I do not own Gilmore Girls or its characters. However, I do own all my original characters and this plot, so please do not steal.

WARNINGS | This book will most likely include the following: underage drinking, smoking, parental neglect (Chris), possible future sexual allusions, as well as explicit language. Reader discretion is advised.

AUTHOR'S NOTES | It's cozy season and I'm in the mood to write Gilmore Girls, but me being me I need it to be a Rebirth fic, so... We have this. Again, slow updates since this is more because I'm trying something new in terms of formating, but I'm hoping to update once a week or every week or so.

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