Sang are you okay?
....
Can you hear me?
...
Well, that explains so much! Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile. [film clip above]
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Sang, seriously- can you hear me?
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SANG ELIZABETH SORENSON!! STOP GOING DOT DOT DOT!! It's annoying and doesn't explain anything.
You don't know what happened?
FINALLY!! SHE TALKS!!
Answer the question.
Well, I can't remember anything since that voice said your name.
So... You don't know what that was?
Nope. Do you?
This is bad.
What's bad?
Very bad.
Umm... Sang, what did we say about thinking stuff that I don't get? Not to. I can't read your mind.
THE RUSSIAN MAFFIA HAS INVAIDED MY BODY!!!!!!
Okay, where that idea come from? Heart? Yeah right, Heart is too stupid to do anything but read Twilight and be a hater. It's probably from Lungs.
MY BODY HAD BEEN INVAIDED BY ALIENS!!!!!!
And you call me the stupid one.
EDWARD CULLEN IS TAKING OVER MY SOUL!!!!!!
Stop talking to Heart!
MY BODY TALKS!!!!!
Well, that one is kind of true. But only I can talk to you personally. Take that Heart!
...
Go suck Edward Cullen!
GOD TALKS TO ME!!!!!!!
Okay, stop Sang. That is just plain stupid. I don't blame you- I blame Heart and Lungs putting random thoughts in your mind that aren't logical.
So what is your logical explanation then, mind?
Cute fuzzy kittens have taken over your mind.
AHHHHHHHH!!! ATTACK OF THE CUTE FUZZY KITTENS!!!
Why do I even talk to you?
Oh yeah- the rest of your body are idiots that read twilight!
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Why aren't you sucking Edward Cullen?!?!?!!
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That is everyone's excuse! They can't find him!
...
Oh yeah, you can't find the answer to 1+1!
...I'm just not going to ask.
That is probably for the best.
The '...' in bold are Heart speaking to Mind.
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Coma (A ghost bird fan fiction)
FanfictionOne sleepover, Sang goes to sleep and dreams that she had to choose between the academy boys and Volto. But that is not all- Sang doesn't wake after the nightmare, no matter how loud North shouts and how much Kota sakes her. The reason? Sang has gon...
