A Book for Anything and Everything

Stories about Blue:

So this happened a while ago. Since school recently started, my teacher said that, to get to know each other, we had to introduce ourselves with our name and what we want him to call us. For example: Hi, my name is Matthew and you can call me Matt. So it was going pretty normally until one kid... he said, "Hi, my name is Blue (pretend name) and you can call me yours." He said this to our Christian Education teacher... 

And another story... as you can already guess, I study in a Christian school. So, for art class, we were divided into groups and were each given a cartolina to draw on. We were supposed to draw something based on this Bible verse, something holy, pure, and noble I think. So Blue (same kid from the other story) and his friend Orange (fake name) said that we should draw something based on Mr. Pink (definitely a fake name). As you can guess, me and the other groupmates rejected this idea, and I said we were going to fail art if we drew him. Then, they wanted to draw both of them... then they wanted to draw Purple (the girl who was scolding them about whatever they were cooking up)... and I couldn't stop laughing. I think it is an ADHD thing, but sometimes, I just can't stop laughing. I must have laughed for like 5 minutes straight. We were all driving Purple crazy. As you can guess, we didn't get that far. I drew a tree, which we colored in. Then Purple drew two birds. Then Orange decided that he really needed  to draw a swing. Then this other girl in our group (Magenta) drew the cutest flowers and grass. She also drew one of those corner sun things. Then I drew a rainbow... it was all so random... I hope we get a good grade...

For my last story, Blue got our class into kind of trouble with our Filipino teacher I think? So my Filipino teacher, we'll call him Ginoong (filipino word for mr) Indigo. He has this point system where basically, if one of the class members act up, we get one point. Three points and the whole class has to write a crazy long paper in Filipino. He convinced these two kids (let's call them Red and Yellow) to call our teacher Ginoong Bebeloves. I'm not sure if everyone knows, but I managed to overhear their conversation. That's how the whole class got 2 out of 3 points, and the whole class is blaming the wrong people.

Blue might sound kinda crazy, but he is very responsible and good with his school stuff. Always reciting in class and that type of thing. He's just really into joking around (as are most boys his age), but nothing really harmful. The end?