This is the story of how Bill and Kurapika aka Kurbek take over the government while they are aboard the black whale.
It was a warm sunny day on the mainland, but none of the passengers could really tell that anyways. It had been now well over a week on this ship, and they were already getting into troubling waters, literally, AND metapohorically.
Bill honestly this whole time secretly has no idea what he's doing, but Kurbek has always had a plan ever since he stepped foot on this voyage!!!
You see, Kurbek's plan was to secretly overthrow the Kakin government to stop the succession war from happening.
Today is finally the day to excecute that plan.
"Bill." Kurbek said, like he did like um 20 other times.
Bill looked over, same as per usual, and he said "Yes, pineapple?"
"What?" Kurbek asks, clearly perplexed.
"Oh um sorry I didn't mean to say that," Bill, clarified, very embarassed.
Kurbek looks at Bill for a moment before continuing on. "Well, anyways, that's besides the point. Do you know what we are going to do today?"
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Bill tries to remember. "We're gonna. We're gonna."
"We're going to Overthrow the Government" Kurbek finishes.
Bill is very confused. "You never told me about this!"
Kurbek is also very confused. "I though I did? I thought I told you all about it!"
"Well clearly you didn't!" Bill started to stress out.
"Then..." Kurbek looks down contermplatively..... He holds a hand to his chin. "Who did I tell!??!"
"Um" Bill thinks. "How long ago did you tell somebody about this overthrowing plan?"
"It was about........ . 2 WHOLE days ago!" Kurbek answers.
"2 WHOLE days?" Bill asks for clarification.
"Yes. 2 WHOLE days." Kurbek confirms.
"I was like... I was.. Kurbek... I was in the bathroom for 2 whole days!!" Bill is worried.
"That's crazy!" Kurbek exclaims. "What were you doing in the bathroom for 2 whole days?"
"I was uhh, i was um" Bill tries to remember, to be honest, it's really all a blur to him.... But he thinks he rememebers something in his search history that he now knows that he can not share to any other man. "I was uhh I was doing nothing"
Kurbek gives Bill a Long Hard Look for 5 whole minutes before he decides to let it up. "Okay then. Well, either way, I'm going through with this plan today, because it's now or Never."
Bill seems relieved after the intense 5 minutes. "Phew." "Well, okay, what's the plan?"
"What is the plan?" Kurbek asks.
Bill looks at Kurbek blankly. "I don't know, how am I supposed to know what the plan is. That was a rhetorical question right?"
Kurbek nods. "Yes, Very perceptive Bill, I definitely did not just come up with a plan to overthrow the Kakin government exactly 544 seconds ago."
"That's 9 minutes and 4 seconds ago. Are you really sure?" Bill asks.
Kurbek gives him another Long Hard Look and Bill is quiet.
"yes, I am sure." Kurbek replies. "So, the way we will overthrow the government is that..."
"Yes?" Bill urges Kurbek to continue.
"The way we will do it is that..."
"Uh huh?" Bill listens.
"The way..."
"yeah?" Bill says.
Skip to later where they overthrew the government???
"Wow that was really fun overthrowing the government right?" Bill asks.
Kurbek looks like he is on his last straw, like he's honestly about to die in exactly 24 seconds.
"woah are you good?" Bill asks again.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Kurbek is short circuiting at the current moment, he honestly can't reply since he doesn't knwo what to do if he's overthrown the governemnt, and now he has all of his goals in life accomplished.
"'Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' what? Are you.... Are you blowing up, Kurbek??!?!" Bill suddenly has the realization and he doens't know what to do!
"Yes, I'm afraid that might be the case, Bill." Kurbek holds his stomach, it looks like he's going to explode in literally any moment now.
"What the freak!" Bill exclaims! "After everything we've been through!! You just explode!!?" He is completely distraught.
"Yes... Idon't know what to do.... I just... Bill, I am going to die!!!" Kurbek is goin gto die.
Bill sighs. He knows he has to admit something now... there's no going back!!!!!!!! "In that case, I need to say something to you Kurbek"
"What is it?" Kurbek has like 13 seconds left of his life.
"Kurbek.....I I I I I I I I I I II googled pictures of you shirtless!!" Bill admits.
"GUH!?!??!?!?!?!" Kurbek explodes.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bill cries.thengoesbacktogooglingaboutkurbek
Ok the end.
