the book starts with super mario from the super mario franchise looking at steven universe from steven universe on cartoon network with malicious intent. mario says "steven you're looking universilicious today"
steve. universe says "what the fuck?"
mario look sar him and says "you know you've been wanting this, my steven weaven."
steven universe pulls out his glock and says "got a glockie on my hip don't try nun or you gon find out"
mario gets shot
