Time freeze

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Tyler Toffoli: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
Curtis Lazar: Oh... I'd mildly trouble everyone.
Tyler: Alright, what would you do?
Curtis: I'd shave a one inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
Curtis: I'd twist all the light bulbs just a little bit so no one would no when they aren't working.
Curtis: I'd make every wing on the girls' eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
Curtis: And I'd tie everyone's shoelaces together.
Curtis: And lastly, I'd snip a little hole in every tea bag.
Tyler:
Tyler: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

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