The Stanley Parable/// Ask & Dares ///

Ask And Dares (Cat Maid Edition)

1.

Stanley: *Looks down*

Stanley: Am I a cute cat maid?

*Lil Spin*

2.

Stanley: I got fuck by a sexy yellow man, how gayer can it get

3.

Narrator: It's wonderful! I'll introduce it to Curator!

(Seriously, thank you for introducing me to the series, I love it so much!
-Gift)

4.

Stanley: Hmmmmmm

Stanley: Yes

5.

Stanley: Excuse me?

*Gift summons them*

Stanley: Oh god, it's traumatised

6.

Stanley: Hey Andie!

Stanley: Yes, Papa?

*Cat*

Andie: YAY!!! What's its name?

Stanley: Bucket