What If Everyone JUMPED At Once?

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What if every single person on Earth jumped at the exact same time? Could it cause an earthquake or would we not even be able to tell? Well, first things first, let's talk about the Earth's rotation. The Earth spins, that's why we have night and day, and it spins quickly. At the equator, the Earth is spinning at more than 1,000 MPH. Now, a spinning ice skater can speed up by moving mass closer to the center and the Earth is no different. In fact, if you get down on the ground right now and move your mass closer to Earth's center, technically, you will speed up Earth's rotation, making this day shorter. Now, the change that you would make to the Earth's rotation is way smaller than we could even measure, but it is calculable, and the impact can be quite impressive when you talk about redistributing more mass than just one person. For instance, last year, the earthquake in Japan redistributed so much of Earth's mass towards the center, that every day since then has been 1.8 microseconds shorter. But that was a giant geological event. What can us humans do to the Earth all on our own? I mean, there are more than 7 billion of us now. What if we all got together in one place and jumped? Well, what would that even look like? Interestingly, if you took the entire human population of Earth and had them all live in one place with the same density that people live in in New York City, you could fit everyone - all of us - into the state of Texas. But that's living, not standing around in a crowd, which is how we would probably want to do the jump. If every single person alive right now on Earth stood shoulder to shoulder, you could fit all of us into the city of Los Angeles. It would be an incredible sight to behold - a mere 500 square miles containing every single person on Earth. Ok, so, then we jump. What happens? Unfortunately, not much. I mean, we're all awesome people here on Earth, but our collective mass compared to the mass of the entire Earth? It's like nothing. In fact, Dot Physics calculated that if all of us were to get together in one location and all jump 30 cm into the air at the exact same time, we would push Earth away from us a tiny amount. Earth would only move away from us about 1/100th of the width of a single Hydrogen Atom. And here's another thing. Because we're all jumping and then going back to where we started, Earth is just going to move back to where it started. So, our big jump won't be able to change Earth's position in space, but, c'mon, 7 billion people all jumping together? That's gotta be able to cause some sort of seismic activity, right? So let's say you have a lot of people all together in one place and you have them all jump on: 1-2-3! Did you feel that? Well, the BBC did this with 50,000 people and discovered that a kilometer and a half away, it only registered a .6 on the Richter scale. You would need 7 million times more people than even live on Earth right now to jump at once to recreate the earthquake that recently happened in Japan. So, even though we're all awesome, compared to the size of the Earth, we're not much. But don't get too discouraged. Our collective jump would contain a lot of energy. The Straight Dope calculated that even if only the people who lived in China got together and jumped, their jump would be the equivalent of 500 tons of TNT. Of course, 500 tons of TNT doesn't do much to an Earth that weighs 6 sextillion 588 quintillion tons. To make yourself feel more powerful, pick a card. I've got 10 of them here, let's say, hmmm, you choose this one. Boom, congratulations, we have just decimated this deck of cards. Why? Well because, technically, decimate does not mean "obliterate completely." Deci=10. It means to take away 1/10th of something. So, the next time you take a quiz and don't do so well on it, you only get 10%. Well, sure, that's an "F", but by getting 10% of them right, you DECIMATED that quiz. And since we've been talking about crowds, let's talk about YouRead crowds. YouRead audiences, that view count that you see at the bottom of every story, and get some perspective on it. We'll being with Dunbar's Number. It's an estimation of the maximum number of people we can have stable, social relationships with at a given moment and it's based on the size of our neo-cortex. These aren't just acquaintances, these are people you have social contact with - a network where you know how everyone relates to everyone else. And the number is usually given to be somewhere between 100-230, which means that when a YouRead story receives more than 230 views from different people, more people have seen that story than you could ever realistically hope to know well, at a given moment. If a story has more than 100,000 views from different people, more people have seen that story than you will ever meet in your life. And by meet, I mean shakes hands with, learn their name, talk with them for a bit. I mean, think of it this way. You and me, we're only statistically expected to live around 28,470 days. So, even if you were to meet someone, 2-3 people every day of your life, including when you were a baby, you still wouldn't meet as many people as have seen that YouRead story with 100,000 views. But keep this in mind. Even though you, or even a large group of us, can't do much to change Earth's location or rotation, we can affect it a little bit. Newton's Third Law guarantees this. If you weigh 150 pounds, the Earth is pulling you down with a force of 150 pounds. But you are also pulling up on the Earth with a force of 150 pounds. If you fall 3 meters, the Earth has pulled you down 3 meters. But you have also exerted a equal and opposite force on the Earth. Of course, it's a lot bigger. So, if you fall 3 meters, you pull the Earth up about a billionth of the width of a proton, which ain't bad. So the next time you move your body, the next time you jump, Felicia, think about this. You just affected the Earth as much as it affected you. You've got that kind of power.