In IMP Living
Loona reading a magazine of IMPGOSSIP and drinking a bottle of beer or juice(Don't know).Grimoire light up and loona put down a bottle on that page and it light up a symbol while bottle roll down away.
On wall a portal to human world appear with male scream and slide off sound, then a tree and male human head come into living room. Then Moxxie come out from tree shrub with chainsaw with Blitzo come in with Axe.
Blitzo: "That was a fuck ton of lumberjacks." walk away and Izuku and Millie come in with their on own axe and gun.
Millie yell in delight: "I'm still so jazz." say with crazy eyes and bite axe handle breaking in half.
Blitzo, Moxxie,Izuku grin at her while Loona look at them with boring face.
Moxxie: "Well, you better stay jazzed." throw away the chainsaw "Babe because guess where I'm talking you tonight?"
Blitzo: "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence moxie beside drinks on me tonight let's hit up the new dive down the street."
Moxxie come out from Tree shrub and dust off some leaf "Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary, so I'm talking millie to Ozzie in the lust street."
Millie gasp in surprise and have star in her eyes: "Ozzie, no way that place is always book."
Moxxie: "Yea, well I've been planning it for quite a while." cross arm and smirk
Millie jump on to Moxxie arm and kiss his cheek then is started to accelerate into a deep kiss.
Blitzo: "Ah, can you two not." look izuku "Well, I guess is just you and me then?"
Izuku: "Sorry boss, I also have someone there to meet in Ozzie place."
Blitzo: "Really who?"
Izuku: "Your Ex-girl." Blitzo growl with arm cross and Izuku look Millie and Moxxie: "Also congratulation on your one-year marriage anniversary guys."
Moxxie say in breathless: "Thx Izuku and We are sorry sir maybe another time."
Blitzo: "No, is fine. I can come with the two of you help celebrate your boring as fuck Monogamy."
Moxxie: "Uh no, the reservation is for us." pull millie close
Blitzo say with funny face: "Uh-huh."
Moxxie say it again: "Just us." Blitzo nod with funny face "Without you there, explicitly without you there."
Blitzo: "I'll wear something nice." walk to them hug between them "It's a big deal after all." break hug and walk to door "See ya love bugs later?" whistle along the way and walk out door and close it.
Moxxie growl and look Izuku: "Why didn't you say something?"
Izuku shrug: "Hey, I can't stop him when it come down to stalk you two and beside Ozzie place can only enter as couple or reservation."
Millie: "Really?"
Izuku nod: "And words of advice of Moxxie, If you sing there don't sing a love song."
Moxxie titled head: "Why?"
Izuku: "That is a lust place, not a love place."
Millie and Moxxie shrug and Millie ask for a bath back at home making Moxxie blush and pull away by Mille.
Izuku chuckle at the sight and look loona on her phone.
Izuku: "So, how is your date going with hellhound?"
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