The twin suns of Tatooine shined over the horizon, the Jawas scrambled in their sandcrawler across the desert. One of the captains of the sandcrawler noticed three objects fall from the sky. "Maybe some kind of space debris?" He thought to himself, the captain radioed the scavenger division. "Something fell from the sky up ahead. Go check it out! It could be something to sell!"
The jawas crawled out of their home and quickly surrounded the three objects, three strange looking droids. They had clothing like Imperials but had no insignia to imply imperial allegiance. They had bladed wings, long tails, and jagged teeth.
The jawas were hesitant at first but began to drag the strange droids inside.
N is the first to awake. "Where... are we?" There was a restraining bult on the side of his head, but he was made of technology that was foreign to this universe, so it did nothing to hinder him, N ripped the restraining bult off of him, he woke up V and J, they removed their restraining bults as well.
One of the Jawas noticed this and tried to shock them, V dodged, and she decapitates the Jawa, it's head rolled to N's feet.
N said. "V, these creatures are organic. We're only supposed to kill worker drones!" V said. "As far as my programming is concerned, we're not supposed to kill humans, but everything else if fare game." J checks her own programming and says. "Checks out, asides what I say goes! Let's kill these rats!" N reluctantly follows the other two's lead.
Some time later, R2 and C3P0 activate and hear commotion outside of the room their in. "R2? What's going on out there!?!" C3P0 asked.
R2 rolled over to the door and opened it. Outside a protocol droid had been cut in half, C3P0 asked. "What happened!?!" The protocol droid said. "They woke up and just began to eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat..." The protocol droid finally deactivated.
C3P0 and R2 looked around. They found droids ripped apart, and some sucked up. C3P0 said. "Oh my! It-it-it looks like something was... drinking their oil! What could have done this!?!"
R2 didn't know. He looked at a mirror, a symbol appeared in R2's eye, and shattered the mirror.
C3P0 looked at R2 and said. "R2! I know that this is stressful, but don't be so destructive!"
Suddenly, V dropped down from a vent and laughed sadisticly. "Agreed, if someone is going to be destructive, it's going to be me!" V started shooting at C3P0 and R2. They ran out of the room, R2 closed the door, C3P0 had his golden plates missing from his shoulder, legs and he had dents from where the bullets hit him.
C3P0 said. "That was a close one!" There was a vent on the side of the hallway. Crawling could be heard inside. C3P0 said. "We should go!" N's hand reached out and grabbed C3P0's arm, and he said. "Hey buddy! Where do you think you're going!?! The feast has already started!!!"
N bit into C3P0's arm and ripped it off. R2 began shocking N, forcing him to retreat back in a vent.
C3P0 and R2 made a break for it. They heard crawling through the vents all around them.
They ran into a jawa with a strange sword, and the jawa slashed at C3P0.
C3P0 moved out of the way. "Oh my!"
The slash opened another portal.
J dropped down from a vent and stabbed the jawa in the back.
V also dropped from the vent and took back the sword. It glowed yellow again.
R2 got that strange symbol that appeared on his eye. R2 used some power to push C3P0 into the portal as it closed.
V grabbed R2. "New body, same horrors Cyn, but don't worry. I will make sure your death is very, very long and painful."
A few minutes later, N entered the room, and R2's remains were shattered across the room. V picked up R2's decapitated head and licked the oil off.
N asked. "Now that you got that sword, can we go back to Copper 9?"
V said. "Change of plans, it seems that these different univeres also have a problem with Absolute Solver. If that's the case, we must cure the multiverse of its sickness."
N said. "It's not our job to police the multiverse! Aside from there are so many universes, it will take forever to go to them all and destroy the infected!"
J made a low mechanical growl, and she stepped up to N and said. "Well, I agree with V, and you wouldn't disobey me, would you?"
N bowed his head low. "No, I wouldn't dream of challenging your authority.... again."
J nodded and said. "Good. Now let's go to the next world!"
V used the sword to open a portal, the Murder Drones flied through the portal to the next world that requires DISASSEMBLY.
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Murder Drones: Multiverse Mecha Madness
FanfictionThe Murder Drones or Dissimbly Drones currently reside on Copper 9, a snowy waste land that was left lifeless after the humans killed themselves there somehow, leaving only the Worker Drones who survived, the Murder Drones were built to kill all the...