( Hisoka x reader x illumi ) Can I really only love one?!?!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 Pt 𝟏𝟕!

𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐨 𝐢 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲!! 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝟓 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤!✨
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𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐩!
"I will be doing the dishes✰" He said close behind me. "But you always do them!" "And it will continue to be that way now go upstairs and get ready to catch me up!✰" "Fine!" I said annoyed walking away he grabbed my waist and said "You've been spending way to much time with Hisoka!✰" I turned to face him flustered "You're only saying that because you're jealous!" I said crossing my arms. "Don't test my patience that's not very smart now go on before I change my mind!✰"
𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗

𝐏𝐎𝐕 𝐘/𝐧:
I walked into my room it looks the same a little dark. I texted Hiso a picture of my outfit. He said I looked stunning! I'm a little scared to talk to Illu he seemed off. I do remember calling him drunk, Stupid Very Stupid. I think I'll stay here for a few days. After getting my things settled and pacing around my room. Illu walked in "So where should we start✰" "With a shot pretty please!" I said with puppy eyes.

He already knew where my stash was so he grabbed my favorite and poured our shots. "Yay!" He handed me it. I did my countdown. "Another!" I asked "I prefer you are sober for my first few questions✰" "Ooh ok!" I say nervously "Start from the beginning✰" "Well we got on a private jet! he did question me what we were."
"Go on I'm quiet curious✰"

"I said, Oh I grew up with him we are just friends nothing romantic really." "He did say do to your request we shared a room!" "Wait don't tell me you were naïve enough to believe that, like I want you two sharing a room✰" He scarfed. "Well we did end up playing rock paper scissor for the bed and couch it didn't matter anyways but twice I was drunk and begged him to sleep with me on the bed or we would both accidentally fall asleep."

"Y/n I think you're forgetting who he is me and him are practically equals if I had to fight I would win✰" "Hey that's not fair I'm just has strong has both of you anyways would you like me to continue?!" "Ah yes of course go on✰" "Well despite what you say and cliché it may be he's different around me." "Meeting the Phantom troop was fun though for the first 20 minutes and we'll you know the rest."

"But after that I sent you a picture before we went clubbing I may or may not have gave someone a lap dance.." "Y/n you're not very bright who is this someone!?✰" I giggled he threw a needle at me! I caught it of course. "HEY! it's just best not tell this story I even told Hiso not to tell!" "Why do you keep saying Hiso?✰" He said annoyed "oh uh well I call you Illu so I call him Hiso I like it like that" I said smiling.

"Now tell me who is this person it's obvious it's someone from the Phantom troop don't tell me it was Chrollo✰" I laughed hard just remembering what happened. "Please I need a shot for this one!" He pored two shots i clapped with excitement. We took our shots "You were correct are you sure you want the whole story?" He motions his hand telling me to go on. .."He said I want a lap dance" "I said What! ChRollO I may be drUnk but I'm not that DrUnK."

"He said Come on, have a little fun plus it would mess with Hisoka." "I let out a giggle I didn't think you were in to such petty things I said teasing" "His face would be priceless Chrollo said confidently." "YOUR RIGHT I whispered yelled BUT if you touch me anywhere other then my hips and I'll kill you" "Chrollo grabbed a chair and sat down. Luckily I was feeling the Music Hella. I looked around and saw Hisoka looking."

"I turned and made eye contact with Chrollo and sat down on his lap my back facing towards him I moved my hips a bit and I banded over on him. I got up and sat down facing forward and wrap my hands behind his neck. I let his hands travel from my chest to my waist. "Hisoka walked over and said "I think it's time to go~" "What? Why"
"I said in a whiny voice. I started grinding a bit I felt his uhh thang grow underneath me." "Uhh yeah never mind we should go." "I said and grabbed his arm aggressively and ran for it."

"Y/n what got into you I'm a bit disappointed in you✰" "Ow i mean I told Hiso I was just curious what would happen.. yolo and stuff like that" "And he believed you?✰" "I'm not 100% sure." "Oh and this driver said some inappropriate things to me I told Hiso after his fight with Gon and he made him say sorry and decapitated him!" "I'll give him credit for that✰" I giggled "So what have you been up to!" "Mission after mission you should join me some time✰" "Agreed!" "I do have one question✰"

"Yes?!" "Let's go back to the night after meeting the phantom troupe✰" Oh no I know this is about the drunk phone call. "You had called me drunk do you happen to remember what you said?✰" He said looking so serious. "Uhh yeah." I said nervously I feel like I'm in trouble in a way. He leaned very close to me. "Now tell me do you have feelings for Hisoka?!✰" "I uhh I don't really know how to answer that but I, I think I do..." "Let me ask you another question do you have feelings for me?✰"

"I uh don't know I know I love being with you.." "What if I did this?✰" he asked gently putting his hand on my face pulling it closer to his lips kissing me he licked my lips I let his tongue meet mine. A minute went by running out of breath. Kikyo WALKED IN OMG I cried to myself. I moved far away from Illu acting like nothing happened. "Sorry you two I only came in here to say good night to Y/n." She said looking away. "But Y/n do you mind if we talk real quick alone?" I looked at Illu scared "Not at all!"

I followed her to Silva's office she closed the door behind us. Hey Mr. Silva "Y/n" he said serious  "Y/n we have some thing to talk to you about." She said "ok" I said nervously "The reason why we got you when you were 12 was so you could be Illumis wife." She said calmly. "WHAT YOUR LIEING PLEASE TELL ME YOUR LIEING!"    "Y/n please don't raise your voice it's something we both agreed on." Silva said with the sound of regret in his voice.

"REALLY YOU AGREED ON THIS, THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY NICE I WAS, AM VERY GRATEFUL TO YOU GUYS FOR TAKING ME IN BUT IF THIS WAS THE REASON I GET WHY KILLUA TRIED TO KILL YOU IM LEAVING TOMORROW!"   "Y/n please don't be mad at us for forever!" She said has I slammed the door. I look forward to see Illu in front of me "Illu!" I said has I ran and hugged him crying.

Come on he said I walked with him with blurry vision. I stopped crying has I see we are approaching Alluka's door he opened it "ALLUKA!" I yelled has I ran to hug her. "How are you it's been forever I'm so sorry but once I found out about your existence I was no longer able to see you!" I said crying from it all. "Y/N! I missed you I've been a little bored of this room but I get that it wasn't you're fault so please don't cry!" I stopped crying immediately. "I Promise One day we will get you out of here!"

"Ok!" She said smiling "I'm so sorry you have to live like this it will only be a little longer how old are you now?!" I asked curiously "I'm 11!" She said excited "Wow now it really feels like forever!" Illu faked coughed "RIGHT Sorry but I have to go now." I said sadly "WAIT Just play with me for 5 minutes!" She said determined I looked at Illu with puppy eyes "fine✰" he said holding his needles "YAY!" Me and Alluka said at the same time we giggled. "I missed this a lot!"

"Me to!!" She said happily. We played with her toys until "Y/n it's time✰" "ok ok I had a lot of fun thank you for playing with me!" I said kissing her forehead. She cutely giggled "I should be the one to say that!" She said pouting "aww you're so cute I swear I don't ever want to leave!" I said getting up and patting her head. "I understand I'll be here waiting for our next play date or escape!" She said I giggled "I love youu byeee!" I said and Illu closed the door.

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