You, a five year old child (gender not specified) just wandered into a random pizzeria unsupervised. You see this nice guy talking to another kid. You decide to walk up to him, hoping you could be friends.
"What's your name?" You ask
"Leave me alone, kid." The guy responds slightly glancing at you
"What's your name?" You ask again
"I said, leave me alone." the guy said, now sounding irritated but you didn't care!
"What's your name?" You ask again, tilting your head like a dog
"Dave, now scram."
"That's not what your name tag says" You say pointing to the name tag on the guy's shirt
The man stopped talking to the other kid and turned towards you with an angry look on his face. "Get away from me kid."
"Your name is William, not Dave." you say matter-of-factly
"Fine, my name is William."
"Hi Willy!"
"Willy?? Are you joking" William thought before saying, " Don't call me that"
"Do you have any kids?" You ask, putting your hands behind your back
"3, actually" William responded, looking a little concerned "Where are your parents?"
"What are their names" you asked, very curious about this random guy's life
"Elizabeth, Evan, and Michael" William responded
"Mikey?!" You exclaimed
"That's what we like to call him, yes!" William said, grinning "You like that name?"
"Of course I love that name! Not as much as Willy though..." You said looking down sadly at that last part
"Would you stop calling me that." William said. "Besides, I have to get home"
"Aww, I wanted to see Mikey..." You said, still looking down
"You want to see my son??"
Michael appears out of nowhere as he sees his dad packing up to leave
"There's Michael!" William said smiling and walking over with his arms out to hug Michael. Michael pushes him away and begins to pick up his stuff
"Hi Mikey!!!!" You run over to Michael and hug him tightly
"HEY HEY HEY! Hands off me!" Michael yelled
"Why?! Your so Adorable!!!!!" You say still holding onto Michael tightly
"I said get off me"
"Awww..." You whine, now letting go of Michael
You gasp, "Willy and Mikey!!!"
"Why do you keep calling me Willy?" William asks
"Cause I like it!" You say, smiling in an adorable way.
"Will you quit calling me Willy, PLEASE!!!"
"Whatcha gonna do about it?" You say smirking
William sighed, "Nothing, at this point..."
"Yay! Willy and Mikey forever!" You cheer
"Do you love me" You ask William
William thought for a moment before responding, "Yes, you are apart of our family now."
"I just met you 2 minutes ago" You said
"Too bad, you're my child now!" William joked, even though he was actually adopting you
"But we're Husband and Wife!" You respond
"Umm, No. No we are not." William said with a confused look
"Yeah! What else would I be to you?"
"My child"
"So... we can get married?!" You exclaimed jumping with joy "I'm marrying Willy!!!"
"No! And what part of 'Don't call me Willy' do you not understand?!"
"The part where you said 'Don't call me Willy' " You said giggling
"Whatever, You're my child and I love you." William said kissing your forehead
"I knew you wanted to marry me!"
"That's not what I... nevermind" William murmured
"I'm marrying you!" You say, a few people in the pizzeria turn to look at you
"No, you're not" William said, unaware of the people looking
You cling on to his leg staring up at him
William sighed, "Oh come on..."
William sighed, picked you up and hung you over his shoulder, then he went to the door to go drive home.
"Now for marriage!" You exclaim putting your hands up into the air
YOU ARE READING
William Afton takes care of a dumb child
FanfictionCHAOTIC STORY!!!!! VERY CHAOTIC!!!! You (5 years old) meet William (27 years old) at the pizzeria. You really want to befriend him but he is really annoyed by you. William gives up and takes you back to his house. (Your a very annoying and dumb chil...
