Classmate - "Up. Down."
The Teacher - "All right, next"
Some people have difficulty communicating.
Komi walks in.
They avert their eyes...
Komi just stands there
...and stumble over their words...
Komi quickly points her hand to the left.
...and enjoy being alone.
The Teacher is surprised.
They have a communication disorder
Communication 20: The Physical
??? (Narrating) - "Komi, is the class princess, and goddess. Her beauty entrances and entertains her subjects (classmates)"
The person realizes something
??? (Narrating) - "Oh, um... nice to meet you! My name is Makeru Yadano I'm just another subject (classmate), but I have goals! And one is..."
She gives off a, kind of look, I don't know how to explain it, but, creepy, in a way.
Yadano (Narrating) - "...to best Komi at the school physical!."
Yadano hates to lose.
Tadano - ?!
Yadano (Narrating) - "There are 4 parts to the physical. And they are..."
Height! Weight! Sitting Height! Vision!
Yadano - If I beat he in three I win!
Just imagine a gangster like Coolio but as a Japanese manga girl with pink hair chewing bubble gum.
Yadano - Komi is the most splendiferous being in our class, so beating her will make me the coolest!
Komi and the teacher are taking the test, with Komi just pointing to the way the opening of the circle is at.
Yadano - What's up? Why isn't Komi answering? My eyesight isn't great, but it looks like this'll be a cinch!!
^ About 0.7
The Teacher - "Good, Komi! You're 1.5!"
Komi is using her finger to point.
Yadano - Huh?!
She can't see from across the room.
Yadano - What?! How'd that happen?!
Random Student - "Huh? Y...Yadano?"
Yadano - But she didn't even answer!
Yadano thinks about a possibility, making her gasp in surprise.
Just imagine a gangster like Coolio but as a Japanese manga girl with purple hair chewing bubble gum like Komi.
Yadano - Did she bribe the ref (teacher)?! W-What a low-down trick!! Does she want to beat me that badly?!
Yadano thinks that this is important.
Random Student - "Hey... That hurts... That hurts Yadano!!"
Yadano - No matter! I'll totally thrash you!!
Result: 0.7
Height is being measured now.
Weight is being measured now.
Sitting height is being measured now.
Yadano - All the results are in! It's the moment of truth, Komi!!
Height:
Komi: 5'6"
Yadano: 5'1"
Yadano - Gah! She's taller! Oh well... moving on!"
Weight:
Komi: 106
Yadano: 114
Yadano - Woah! A higher number is better, right?
Sitting height:
Komi: 32"
Yadano: 34"
Yadano - Ooh! I win again!
Yadano finally realizes.
Yadano - Wait, lower numbers are better in those categories!!
Yadano slams to the ground.
Yadano - How could this happen?! I'm shorter, so why am I heavier?!
Komi is trembling.
Yadano - Hm? Hold on a sec... who decided skinny was better? On the savanna or wherever, fatter totally wins in famine conditions! And I bet short-legged women are popular somewhere! "Whew"
Yadano walks out the classroom door
Yadano - So we'll call it a tie Komi!
Meanwhile, Tadano had a height of 5'6" sitting height of 36", his weight was just below 63 kg (141 lbs), and he had a 0.5 vision rating, without his glasses, since he had to take them off.
Communication 20 - The End
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No Communication - A Komi Can't Communicate AU
FanfictionWhen I decided to start writing this story for the first time, I was doing well, before I lost my account, so, this is take two! This is an alternate universe of Komi Can't Communicate where Komi, well... can't communicate. Isn't that simple? No, t...
