Rodrick High l 9 am l
After being rejected by the love of his life,
little OWO nya Neko boy *Sadly* strutted to the boy's bathroom and cried. Neko then plotted to get revenge on Senpai. Neko spoke out in the boy's bathroom,
" IF I CAN'T HAVE MY APPLE BOTTUM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR UWU GIRL NYA THEN NO ONE CAN..."
But little did he know Senpai was sharting in another stall and overheard Neko.
While UwU was trotting to her love dovie hubby's locker. Senpai ran up to her (his 9ft big beautiful build brick body towering over her 2 ft tall figure.)
Senpai gave her a note that said:
"I think Neko wants to kill me because he's in love with you, can you help me UwU? Please?"
He looked deep into her with his alpha wolf king overlord king of sharts eyes. UwU can't believe the furbie wanna-be, cat food-eating bozo wanted to get rid of Senpai! UwU nodded, she was in, she hated Neko more than homophobia.
(if that was possible she really hated homophobia because it really made her dads sad and she loves her dads)
"So I have a plan,"
UwU *cutely👉👈* said.
"I'll turn into my alpha, wolf king, demon overlord, queen of shats, secret, adopted, magical girl, slay queen form. Then I will *cutely* crush his skull. *OwO*
The plan was set into motion, UwU would call upon the stars and transform! So after UwU barfed a couple of rainbows, she strutted over to Neko's locker and put a note inside. After UwU had done that Neko *cutely* crawled over to his locker and used his *CUTE WIDDLE OWO NYA PAW* to open his locker door. Neko breathed HEAVILY THE AIR EXITING AND ENTERING HIS NOSE WITH EACH BREATHTAKING TAKING BREATH.
Then Neko opened it, and it said:
"If you want these apple bottom jeans boots with fur, meet me on the roof and maybe, I'll be your kitty xo Nya girlfriend- UWU~~~~~~~~"
Neko nearly faints! His apple-bottom jeans boots with the fur love of his life would be his girlfriend!
*:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Then, Neko crawled on the *dusty asf* floors to the roof.
Neko's bell that hung around his neck had UwU engraved on it. He jingled and jangled up the crusty musty dusty stairs.
Neko reached the top of the roof.
*thank god the wind was blowing away his stank, bro looks like a nuclear power plant with the green radiation coming from his tangy stench.*
The door closed behind him. Something was off. He looked around, the usual bustling roof was empty.
*I mean there weren't even kids tryna jump off*
Neko tried to call out for UwU,
"UwU!! My love, where are y-"
Neko's words were cut off when his skull was crushed by UwU.
The blood splattered the floors, and Neko didn't even have time to scream.
UwU then threw him off the roof, the end :D
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S-Senpai, n-notice me!
Fanfictionthis is the story of how UWU-chan and Senpai started a relationship that no one thought would actually happen. Senpai doesn't know that he has someone who's so obsessed with him like UwU is with him.
