soad watermellon (THIS IS JUST FOR FUNNYS)

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Once upon a time, in the midst of a blistering summer tour, the legendary rock band System of a Down found themselves craving a refreshing break from their high-energy performances. As they rolled into a quaint countryside town during a tour stop, fate had a sweet surprise in store for them.

As the band's tour bus parked near a local farmers' market, Serj Tankian, Daron Malakian, Shavo Odadjian, and John Dolmayan disembarked, their faces glistening with sweat from the scorching sun. With their stage personas set aside for a moment, they were just four guys seeking respite from the relentless heat.

Wandering through the market, they stumbled upon a vendor with a towering display of the juiciest, ripest watermelons they had ever seen. The vibrant green and deep red of the fruit beckoned to them like a mirage in the desert of their tour schedule.

Serj, always the frontman, approached the vendor with a friendly smile and a glint of mischief in his eyes. "How much for one of these beauties?" he asked, thumping a watermelon with his knuckles to test its ripeness.

The vendor, recognizing the famous faces before him, beamed with excitement. "For you guys? On the house!"

System of a Down exchanged delighted glances and accepted the generous offer. Each member selected a watermelon that called out to them, and with their prized fruits in hand, they returned to the shade of their tour bus.

With the bus parked beneath a massive oak tree, the bandmates decided it was time for an impromptu picnic. They gathered in a circle, and Serj took out a large knife, expertly slicing the watermelons into perfect, juicy wedges.

Laughter and camaraderie filled the air as they indulged in the sweet, succulent fruit, its coolness a welcome relief from the relentless sun. Watermelon juice dribbled down their chins, and they shared stories of their adventures on tour, reminiscing about the highs and lows of their musical journey.

Passersby couldn't believe their luck as they witnessed System of a Down casually enjoying watermelon on the side of the road. Some fans gathered at a distance, respectful of the band's privacy, while others waved and exchanged greetings.

As the sun began to dip below the horizon, casting a warm, golden glow over the countryside, the band realized it was time to get back to their concert preparations. With contented smiles and refreshed spirits, they cleaned up their picnic spot, thanked the generous vendor, and boarded their tour bus once again.

With watermelon juice still on their lips and a renewed energy in their hearts, System of a Down continued their tour, ready to rock the stage with the same passion and intensity that had made them legends in the world of music. And the memory of that sun-kissed watermelon picnic in the countryside would forever be a cherished chapter in their extraordinary journey.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 16, 2023 ⏰

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