You will like this(:
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tounge out.
4. You just tried no. 3
6. When you did no. 3 you realized its possible only you look like a dog.
7. Your smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped no. 5
9. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
10. Go read the next chapter!(: