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Me and Purrito sneakily followed Puss into Jack Horners pie factory.
"Ok, just get in and get out. Easy peasy"
"Lemon squeezy!"
Puss jumped, surprised and irritated we followed him
I stood next to Purrito, hand on my chin leaning on the stone that built the pie factory in front of me
"What are you two doing here?!"
I pout, saddened but amused puss wasnt pleased to see us
"We brought you a sword! " I smile at Purrito
"That's not a sword, it's a stick!" He smacks the sword away
"Hey! It's a stick-sword!" I stand up for Purrito. It wasn't his fault he's such an Innocent little angel sent from heaven
"Go home" was all puss told us
"Well.. My home is where my friends are."
Oml my heart.. My poor heart
(He is actually such a little bean I love him (*´˘'*)♡)
"Again. Not friends"
"Rude. Be nice" puss only rolled his eyes at me. God. He was like a little brother I had to babysit
Purrito only pushed further, trying to encourage and make puss happy
"Rub for luck?"
Puss scoffed rudely "i don't need luck for this"
"I am a highly skilled, master cat thief. Watch me!"
I grumbled and scowled at puss. I might just let Death kill this gato estúpido-
My thoughts were intruded with perrito pawing my leg to hold me attention
He showed his belly giving a questionable glance at me
I only gave him a soft smile and rubbed his tummy
"I'm ok. I promise"
I turn to see puss struggle with getting into the vent and snicker in a laugh
Purrito ran up, threw the sword into the vent and gave puss a judge
"You got this!"
...
We shuffled around the vent for a while. Well, puss did. For some reason. The vent was big enough for me to stand and watch, although I did have to crouch a bit it didn't seem like much of a hassle
Looking down into the open vent hole, we see a tall man. Big yet not built. More of a tower and the hair of Lord Farquaad. A chubby man with a stained purple thumb the size of my head.
Jesus Christ
Jack Horner. I read on him. Bored parents. Never exactly loved or grazed him with gifts. Owned a pie cart they lived in with Jack as their mascot boy to bring people in
It always starts at the beginning of a child's life that determines their path for good or evil. In Jack's case, the pursue of greed. Wanting more than he ever had in his life. Sad, really
I've tried to convince Death that life with our child would be great but i knew that if we had conceived a child that it would probably gain abandonment issues. Death isn't exactly a stay and talk type man. I think so little of him because he shows so little
I snap out of my thoughts, shaking off the devil and angel off my shoulder that were arguing
A loud laugh coming from Jack as he saw the serpent sisters holding a chest. A chest which puss showed most of his attention too
"I said take it to the trophy room!!" Jack yelled like a baby demanding the rooms attention
We continued our way to Jack's trophy room. Filled with creatures parts and bodies as decoration and antiques.
My heart aches seeing this
Death would probably thow a party if he saw this right now
Exiting the vent I turn my head to not see Purrito anymore. Where the hell did he-
The door slammed open and I hide where puss was
"Baby unicorn horns. Half as heavy, twice as sharp"
Oh Jesus. Those poor creatures. I hate to say it but I think death for those creatures was a luxury than staying in this hell hole
"Like I was saying. The amount of murdering-"
"Make with the box!"
Jack grabbed the box. It was smaller than his hands, he could've crushed it in seconds
I wish Death would crush me in seconds-
I MEAN WHAT?
Jack spoke with the serpent sisters
Puss started to move towards the box and I followed him. He turned to look at Jack but saw me and scoffed
Excuse me? "What?" I ask in a rude tone
"Nothing" he says "thought you'd stick with the dog on this one. You seem like the type to be more of a dog than a ca-"
Ad he opened the box I smacked the side of his head so hard it made a ringing sound.
"Ow-" we check quickly to make sure they didn't hear us. They didn't
Puss glared at me that I happily returned as he opened the box and glanced down at it. His expression changing
"Easy peasy, lemon squeezey" he chuckled but it was short lived when another cat jumped from the box, kicking puss in the face and grabbing the map
Well deserved
"Puss?" The woman asked confused
"Kitty?"
"Puss." She said this time angry
"Kitty~" he smiled flirtatiously but was kicked again in the face, falling to the ground
"I like her"
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