Bruce: my house, my rules
Jason: my knife, your life
Dick: oh oh
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Damian: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME???!!!!
(Y/n): well because I wanted us to fail......OBVIOUSLY I DIDNT KNOW
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(Y/n): Dick, I know you ate my Chinese food
Dick: I did not! How would you know?
(Y/n): Yes you did! Because I had 6 pieces of Honey Chicken, 2 egg rolls, and 5,286 grains of rice!
Dick: confused and scared with sweat Who the heck counts the rice???
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Bruce: whoever decided to put their hands on my kid(s) please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs
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Tim: do you ever get the feeling that there are bugs on you, when there are no bugs on you? they're the ghosts of the bugs you killed
(Y/n): starts to tear up and runs out
Damian: glares
Dick: seriously?!
Jason: darn right it is, but you don't tell her that
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Jason: sees someone bullying (Y/n) walks up to them That's my sister and she's no *bleep* but I am proceeds to knock them out in one punch
(Y/n): five at the time You can all *bleep bleep*
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Dick: playfully making fun of Jason How's the girlfriend?
Jason: I don't have a girlfriend??
Dick: I know I'm just reminding you
Jason: whispers I really don't want to do this but he gave me no choice normal voice How's your mom?
Dick: tears up
Damian: Todd, you do realize that you three don't have mothers and mine is an awful hybrid of a murdering psychopath and an apathetic sociopath with a dabble of many bad words?
Tim: sips coffee
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7 yr old (Y/n): miss?
Random: what?
(Y/n): he has a girlfriend
Random: I don't see her
Selina: turn around
Random: turns around
Selina: now you see her
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Jason: we fight so much even our family doesn't want us around
Damian: Father is not a friend, I only tolerate Grayson, no one likes Drake, and (L/n)'s basically a pet
(Y/n): oblivious to fight but barks anyway ARF
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Fanfictionfirst, art is not mine. found on internet. all credit for cover art goes to the artist. Anyway, mainly Batmom, with some others. Stories, series', one shots, imagines, maybe head cannons, and incorrect quotes.
