Yo daddy 👨 today ima do a quick WC script *shuffles notecards furiously* on ways to annoy FireHeart [GO CHECHOUT THE ACTUALL BOOK ITS RLLY FUNNY]
FireHeart: yo ima pop in the nursery one- *sees bramblekit holding a gun* O MY FACKING GAWD ITS A BABY WITHA GUN
Bramblekit: *giggles*
FireHeart: it's plotting to kill me I know it. ITS GOING TO DESTROY US ALL PLEASE HELP ME
bramblekit: *exists*
FireHeart: hell nah does anyone else see this Tigerclaw 2.0 or am I just blind please help 911
Bramblekit: *waddles closer*
FireHeart: ............. *slowly backs away*
Bramblekit: *moves unnaturally fast*
FireHeart: ...
Is it too late to retire?
Golden flower: hm?
THE END *bows and the camera zooms out onto the audience's (ugly) faces*
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Roller-Skate Into a Bottomless Pit!
Mystery / Thriller17 year-old Tommy Carson is a trans boy, struggling with crushes, homework, and anxiety. Sometimes it feels as if he wants to roller-skate into a bottomless pit . . Unfortunately, he knows that feeling all too well. Join in on this odd adventure [SO...
