☆ south park girlfriend scenarios! ☆

how you met wip

𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛

you were doing low in your math class after failing a major test last week. report cards came out in a week and you knew your parents would be upset if they saw the abysmal grade in math. so, you needed a tutor. you asked around your friend circle if you knew anybody who was smart
"dude, i think you should ask my ex wendy, she's really smart at almost everything." stan suggested after you finally asked kenny, who was completely stunned st this question since he didn't really know many people outside of the high school.

"alright, i'll see if- wait, your ex? weren't you guys dating since elementary school?" you asked stan.
stan gave the incredibly long story on how the two finally broke up towards the end of the summer, they're still friends though.
"oh. sorry to hear that dude. thanks for the suggestion though, i'll see if she can help me." you tell stan while putting a comforting hand against his shoulder.

timeskip presented by y/n and clyde skating (lol clyde would lowkey cry a lot if he fell off his skateboard once)

you arrive at the library after school where you see wendy sitting alone at a table in the middle of the library.
"hello, y/n. stan's told me a lot about you, you two seem like great friends." wendy says while getting out her textbooks from her own geometry class. "yeah, we've been good friends for a while but you guys have probably been closer because you know... boyfriend and girlfriend for a long time." y/n replies.

"y-yeah. we were. i just hated stan being so on and off with me. i wish i had a real, dedicated relationship.." wendy also replied while a small frown grows on her face. before she can get any more emotional, wendy finally switches the subject.

"a-anyways, stan told me that you need help in your math class."

"uh, yeah, i actually do kinda need some help because i've had a low grade for about a week because i failed a major test." y/n sadly replies.

"oh! well i'd be happy to tutor you!" wendy happily beams as you two get to work.

who would've known a beautiful relationship would start over a tutoring session.

𝚋𝚎𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚜

it was a normal day in south park high school for everybody. you were transitioning to your 5th period class when suddenly a blonde haired girl approaches you and taps your shoulder.

"hiii!" the blondie happily speaks to you.

"umm, hey." you reply back to her.

the blonde haired girl explains that she came up to you because she finds you attractive and how her boyfriend is apparently a "crybaby." you were friends with him, his name is clyde. and honestly, the school does find him to be a huge crybaby, even for his age.

"anywayys, i wanted to ask you if we could go on a little date to the mall with me! it'd be super fun and i could buy you anything you want~" the girl finally says after going on for so long.

"uh, sure that sounds great but what's your name exactly?" y/n asks after listening to her for so long.

"o-oh! i'm sorry i forgot to introduce myself! my name's bebe. bebe stevens." she happily replies.

"well, in that case a mall date does sound pretty fun! see you saturday, bebe!" you chirped at her.

"yaaay! a shopping date!! see you saturday, y/n~" bebe replies, turning into a little ball of sunshine.

"dude, she is going to fuck you over by next week." cartman says to you after noticing you with a abnormously large grin while walking with the guys.

"fuck you, fatass." you ignorantly reply to cartman and go back into daydreaming.

you'll always be a dumb blonde

𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚒 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛

soon.