[HIATUS] What If.....?! [Pickle x Oc] [🔞N.S.F.W.]

Fourteen: Baki is a horny dog

    'what is it with you and your father being so fucking stubborn!? I say dont touch me as you fuckers still do!!!!'

    "I actually need to talk to ya, meet me on the roof before you disappear again." He let my hand go and walked right past with a lazy smile on his face.... Here I wondered what the fuck happened to Kozue....

    I looked back at Retsu once more with a scowl on my face. "Also, learn your place or you might... Die." I watched his whole body stiffen up as he stared at me before making himself look away. I walked on with a frown, deciding to go pay that annoying son of an Ogre a visit before deciding to do whatever next ..  I swear, he was just like his father.

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    "What do you want, Baki Hanma?" I questioned asi made my way on the roof standing next to him in front of a fense that keep anyone from jumping off. He didn't say anything to me for the longest time, a heavy bread blowing his and my hair around our shoulders and head. "You're one strange girl..." He suddenly said, turns his head as cutting his eyes at me with a small frown on his face.

    I mean, baki isn't unattractive, he's actually quite attractive, but I feel like a predator... I mean how many times was I fucking reincarnated already?! His demeanor was suddenly very intense and his hair started floating above his head as I stood on end, somthin about me had his Hanma blood singing once again, which in turn hadmine also floating around all ethereal like. 'Hisoka, I hang around you a little too much... Why the hell am I turned on to fight someone that might actually give me a hard time.?!' my mental thoughts was heard and His alluring chuckle sounded then him sigh. 'Love you too, Kitten... Though I'll forewarn you... If you fuck him I'm punishing you with a spanking.'

    My entire body tensed up and a groan escaped my lips, causing The teen next to me to stare at me with a puzzled expression. 'never gonna happen.' "yeah, very fucking strange." Baki grinned. Reifly before he got hat lazy almost bored look again, though his lips parted as if he was gonna yawn.

    Without warning, I smacked him right in the face watching him stagger with his eyes bugged wide. I put half of my strength behind that and it left him stunned and staring at me out right now. "Thanks for that... I almost yawned. Though.... I'm curious as to how you knew..." He turned his body to face me, flexing his jaw until it popped, rubbing the now bruising skin with his knuckles. "I don't know what you mean, now can you top tasting my time." I stared out across the horizon now, they sky line littered with sky scrapers and such, not compared to the sight I grew up with as a child.... I suddenly missed home very much and hoped we'd return one day, not really surewen that was gonna be.

    "What was going through your head?" He asked suddenly taking a step closer with that same intense look on his face again. 'oh hell no, he's asking for death now ..'

    "Care to clarify, kid?" I tilted my head at him as my golden eyes blazed irritatedly. He took another step closer to me, within arms reach now, his hands in his jacket pockets. "What was going through your head when you put a show on for everyone in the arena? Shameless aren't you, Kiwi?" My pupils shrunk to pin points as I stared at him and let his perverted question sink in, my fingers twitching at my sides. It was apparent now that he was the pair of eyes I didn't have a face for, at least now I did and boy was about to drag him on his face

    "What I do with my husband has nothing to do with you. If this is all you wanted to ask for your perverted curiosity, I pray we never speak again. Bye kid." I turned with a wave and began walking away, though yet again I was grabbed by him; instead of him grabbing my wrist, the asshole was bold enough to wrap his arms around my waist, grinning. " I wasn't done!" With a deep grunt, he constricted his grip so tight that my breath left me and lifted me off the ground with ease into a German suplex. We hit the ground and literally started wrestling, me trying to get him off and him with a urge to fight.

    " Fuck off, damn it!" I flicked him in the chest and sent him flying across the roof and right into the gate. The impact alone sounded like a thunderous crack and he wheezed as his breath was forced from his lungs. Instead of being fearful like a sane person, he was smiling like an insane person, coughing blood. " I don't know how much more of this I can take~!" His voice got high as he spoke excitedly, his hands clutching at his chest and sides.

    'Yujiro... The fuck did you do to your son?!' Baki was literally getting off, I  could see a tent in his pants but with that tent came a large wet spot and the smell of urine and jizz. I couldn't help it, I vomited right then and there, slapping my hand over my eyes screaming. "YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR DAMNED FATHER!!!" I screamed after wiping the saliva from my mouth, glaring at him in utter disgust. "I can't help it... It's in my blood to like it rough." He spoke with a lazy grin, his eyes peering at me through half closed lids, unashamed of the fact that he came and pissed himself infront of me.

    The statement alone made my face flush red and stare at him in utter disbelief, I mean I knew Baki was a fucking nutcase but this shit caught me off guard. I'm old enough to be his mother, trapped in an 18 year old body and he was trying to rizz me up during a fight.

    "are you coming onto me right now?!" I stared at him appalled.

    "Isn't it obvious? Heh~"

    "Kid, go fuck Kozue and leave me alone."

    "yeaaaahhh, about that—" he scratched his head sheepishly,  adjusting himself and looking inside of his gray sweatpants, whistling. "—I have no idea who Kozue is... She sounds beautiful though." He shrugged nonchalantly, turning his eyes on me. That too left me stumped...

    "Okay .. what?" I frowned at him as he shifted himself in his pants wincing. My eyes drifted down at the slowly drying wet spot and I frowned deeply. Dude was packing not even gonna deny that, but why the fuck was he flaunting it in front of me, I'm not fucking interested!!!

    "that's enough for today, if you see me outside, don't approach me." I turned and walked towards the door that led inside the building. "Those joggers leave nothing to the imagination."

    "Fuck you, Kid."

    "when and where?"

    I gagged and threw up for the second time today, hooray!

[Heh, Comedic value is a bit perverted, I couldn't help myself.

Hehehe~

~Xzyztent]