It is what you think

Please, keep in mind that, despite everything that I say really happened to me, this chapter wasn't written by me but fro the old Agent_STARR account before it had been erased.
Give them as much credits as you can. Maybe that will make our dear and real Agent Starr come back...

Here is the story

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

IF YOU CAN SEE THESE WORDS, IT MEANS THAT I HAVEN'T PUBLISH THE FILE MYSELF. SO I HOPE THAT YOU'LL READ THE LITTLE THING THAT I'VE WROTE.
It's a bottle in the sea. Some might say it's a little WKBRL. Some will try to erase every trace of what I do. But it's my duty.
The moment I publish this story, they will find me, come after me and capture me. Then they'll torture me until they need me again and I'm brainwashed yet again. That's the way it goes.
I have so much to say, and so little time to write it. It's madness, plain and simple. It's crazy the amount of stuff that's going on there. They're all crazy; even the guy who designed this mess. They're all crazy. I don't even know where to start.

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Let's talk about cinema. I'm thinking about it again because not long ago I saw the poster for the film Mission Impossible 7, where Bonnie was doing I don't remember what stunt. They're clever to entrust all the acrobatics to a child. But that's not the stupid part! I just... I'm getting to that.
When, in the rest of the world, a blogbuster comes out, a big production, Starr Park's communications agency decides to make a film. Or at least a poster. So, for the release of Mission Impossible, they shot a few scenes with the brawlers.
A guy came along and said "Come on, Bonnie, Stu, Janet, we've got to take a photo for the movie". And they went along. Stu did ask for the name of the film, and the employee replied with the modified name, i.e. "Challenge:Impossible7". And nobody batted an eyelid. Nobody said to themselves, "Well, we've already made 6 other films? I don't remember it."
NO! NO, they didn't think so, because they were manipulated by the stupid yellow hats they wear on their heads ALL DAY LONG, WITHOUT INTERRUPTION! Because yes, I'm getting there, everything here is just illusion and... What was the right word? Ah, yes! MANIPULATION!
And, look again, on this poster, don't you see that beat? The one that looks like a water tower. The base of R-T! This guy's even crazier than the brawlers, and it's not even his fault. What do you think he was doing on the poster? WATCHING BONNIE! Making sure she didn't try to escape! They're all crazy down there, it's mind-boggling...

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Let's talk about something else. Let's talk about Gale. I mentioned the word "manipulation" above, and it reminds me of when he managed to pass on information about the park to you too. It's a shame that, when he did that, he was practically crazy. This idiot was talking about armed spaghetti, so you can see how sick he was.
However, he was nice. I have, of course, not communicated with any brawlers face-to-face, but when someone manages, however temporarily, to extricate themselves from the clutches of the Starr Hats ( for that is what they are called ), they are undoubtedly cool.
That day, the day of the WKBRL speech, the day he took all the risks to communicate with the outside world, one of the employees had switched on a radio and tweaked it so that he could hear what he was saying, under the pretext of being able to geolocate him. And we could hear him talking about us, the penguins, the Starr Hats, tons and tons of things, and while all the employees were shocked, I was happy to see that someone had finally done something.
And all the while we knew we were going to be brainwashed. So I recorded it. And I wrote to myself that I had recorded it, so that maybe I would be able to find it again. But I lost the recording anyway. So when I find it on Youtube, I was happy. It means that you have all heard his message.

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I've already written the word "manipulation" several times. I need to describe it better. Let's talk about how the Starr Hats work - YES, I'm getting to the heart of the matter. These hats send out electrical signals that change the way the wearer perceives the world. So when brawlers think they're being shot at, it's just manipulation.
In fact, it's quite logical. Because if they were actually being shot at, they'd be dead. Quite simply. And we're not necromancers. Ewcept for Frank, but I will leave Mortis explain that the day when he will be able to do it. It's way to strange for my point of view, and I would feel really weird after explain this.

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So, I'm sorry to tell you, but from now on what you read is not written by the SPUDE member himself.
You may be reading this without knowing what happened a few days ago, in which case I'd better give you a quick summary.
In a cybercafé a few days ago, I met a strange man in a white coat. He called himself a resistance fighter or something. He'd just escaped from a laboratory hidden in the middle of the Pacific, the Starr (with 2 'r's, although he couldn't tell me why) Lab.
He told me his story, and said that if anything happened to him, I should log into his Wattpad account and tell everything he'd told me in the last few days. Now he's mysteriously disappeared, so I guess the other men in white have captured him. So let's get on with it.
The guy's called Agent Bio04, from what he told me. He's one of the 5 members of the Starr Lab team of genetic manipulation scientists. He told me that since 2017 he has been forced to carry out sordid experiments on poor people, volunteers OR NOT, in order to turn them into fighters. "Like Captain America" he told me, "but much more sordid". Because they didn't get it right the first time, and there were betrayals at the heart of their team.
To illustrate the example of betrayal, he told me about a girl, Shelly Perez. When Starr Lab was created in 2017, she was the chief operator of their team. Her job was to get the other guys on the team to do what they had to do. However, during one of the first operations involving a raven and a man (from what I understand, crazy as it sounds), she rebelled against their practices. She was punished, not by being fired, but by being subjected to operations herself! Fortunately, she survived and was integrated into a project. I can't really remember the name, but I think it was 'Brawl Stars', he told me. Yeah, that's what it was. I thought it was an army project, otherwise they wouldn't need fighters, but I just knew it was a lot more complicated than that.
So, I'll get on with the story. So in 2017, according to his numbers, they carried out nearly 350 operations, with only 16 successes... Or rather 15.5. One of the guys, a fighting dog, managed to escape and hide somewhere, to create a resistance that they later called the SPUDE. But that's not part of the story yet.
The first 15 fighters were inserted into the Brawl Stars project, and business was good. I mean, not in the sense that they were known, on the contrary, the Starr Lab is supposed to remain secret. But people were paying to have them fight each other, most of whom didn't know what was going on. And that's when my friend explained to me what Brawl Stars was; a game. Just a game, except that instead of characters battling it was virtual representations of real people battling each other.
Obviously, I didn't believe him at first, but as he gave me more and more details, his story became credible and I finally agreed to listen.
He went on to tell me in detail about every character they'd added to the project, right up to the present day, when he's said to have 71. 70 + 1 hidden character whose existence is unknown and who can't be played with, but who governs all the rules of the virtual duels in which these poor dudes clash. He told me that the ratio was almost 7000 experiences for only 71 successes, an awful ratio.
One day when I asked him why and how he hadn't cracked doing it, if it was as horrible as he'd said, he told me that they made him and the other scientists forget any failure, and that the ration of one success for every 100 failures he gave me came from another agent he'd contacted who was also free.
This guy would be called Agent Spark. He was in the Brawl Stars promotion department, had escaped from Starr Lab and was preparing a film, under a false Russian identity, to expose the cruelty of Starr Lab. He has even managed to upload 2 top-secret video files to Youtube.
But let's get back to the fighters he called brawlers. Some of them are so strange that, taken together, they could pose major problems for global stability. One of them, which contains an advanced remote surveillance programme, is said to be capable, if released onto the global internet, of hacking into a huge proportion of the world's electronic devices.
Another of them is said to be a kind of vampire that they went to Romania to find and which they managed to bring back to life by killing people and... No, I'm not going to finish that sentence. But yeah, very weird. They also have zombies, dinos and pseudo-dinos, a penguin, a princess, a living dustbin and I don't know what other weirdness. All the result of Bio04's and others' experiments.

As my friend said a few lines above, all these people are mentally controlled by hats he called Starr Hats. I have nothing to add.