BSD SHIPS ONESHOTS

F- you

Soukoku
(Dazai×Chuuya)
Teen au
Sorry lol

Chuuyas pov:

I stepped into Dazais office, he was asleep, it looked like he was holding something but I couldn't see it. When I went around his desk, I sighed, seeing an empty bottle, I had just bought that for him yesterday and its already gone. I slipped the bottle out of his hand and set it on the desk. I smacked the back of his head with my hat, waking him up.

"What...".
He whined, sitting up and leaning back in his chair.

"You can't just drink an entire bottle of alcohol Dazai".
I sighed, leaning against his desk.

"Why, you do, I bet you've had- had some wine recently".
He struggled to talk so I knew he was drunk, at least a little bit. What he said was true but I didn't have enough to get me drunk, I only had a glass.

"Maybe I have, so what? I'm not drunk, and I didn't drink an entire bottle".
I glared, watching as he stood up. I was trying not to laugh while he stumbled over to me. When he finally got to me, I was stunned when he grabbed my waist and pulled me closer.

"What're you doing?!".
I shouted, it was as if he was hugging me.

"I want- I want to kiss you".
He mumbled, I felt my face heat up as he stared at me for a moment before leaning in, he put a hand on the back of my head before kissing me, his lips tasted like whiskey, I hated the taste of whiskey but for some reason I didn't mind in this moment.

Dazais pov:

I wasn't drunk, I emptied the bottle and acted like I drank it, I did have a couple glasses before hand though, this was an excuse to finally kiss him, though it went on longer than what I thought, I thought it would just but one kiss, but I suppose Chuuya had other plans. He wrapped his arms around my neck. My hands moved from his waist to the desk, I didn't mean to push him into it but it seemed thats what happened. I was surprised he hadn't tried to pull away yet, I thought he hated me. I glanced up when I heard a couple knocks at the door, I ignored it when I remembered what I was doing with Chuuya, his hat fell off, snapping me back. I felt his hands in my hair, it wasn't something I hated, but it was new, this was new, everything was new, I've never once touched Chuuya like this I believe, nor have I ever made out with him, or let alone even kiss him. My heart dropped when I heard the door creak open a bit, I glanced up, seeing Kouyou, she looked shocked. I wasn't worried about her, but everyone else, I was. She shut the door slowly after giving me a look, I didn't understand but it was fine, I had Chuuya in my arms, nothing else mattered. It seemed like he wanted to kiss me more than I originally wanted to kiss him, it was surprising, I couldn't even get a breath. I pulled away, breathing heavily, his left hand stayed on the back of my neck, he didn't seem to be as out of breath as I was. I gasped softly when he began kissing my neck, I never expected this little prank to go this far, but its not like I hated it.

"Ch- Chuuya.... this isn't the time for this.... somone could walk in...".
I whispered, I was surprised at how soft my voice was.

"You started it, im finishing it".
He whispered back, I could practically hear the grin on his face. I sighed as he continued, my hands were shaky and cold.  Chuuya pushed me back against the bookshelf behind my desk, we both slid down, sitting on the floor.

Chuuya got off me when somone started knocking, I didn't want to get up, I grabbed the throw blanket that was on the back of my chair, wrapping it around myself to cover up my neck. Chuuya fixed his hair and shirt, sitting on the couch over by the window. I didn't have time to fix my shirt, or hair so I used the blanket. I opened the door slowly, it was Mori. I still felt weird, but in a good way. Mori glanced at me then Chuuya before walking past me.

"Dazai, I have a new mission for you, and Chuuya I suppose since he's here".
Mori sighed, staring out my window. I was nervous the entire time he explained, hoping he wouldn't notice anything.

"Also, you seem to be distracted or on edge, whats wrong".
Mori asked, turning towards me. Chuuya smirked, glancing at me.

"Uh... I just... um.. I dont feel well.. thats all...!".
I smiled nervously, I felt my face heating up again as I thought about what happened earlier.

"Alright, I'll let you two continue".
He sighed, my heart dropped as he walked past,  pausing at the door.

"Cover your entire neck, next time".
Mori grumbled, shutting the door behind him.
Chuuya giggled before getting up and walking towards me, he kissed me one more time before shoving me to the wall again, moving to my neck.

"Fuck you...".
I managed to mumble, turning away.

We love bottom Dazai dont we? <3