Short RP Starters and Quotes

Alek Quotes

Well, here goes. Comment or rp if you want.

- Me

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"No time to waste. Let's GO."

"...I would like your permission to call you a whøre."

"You're gonna kill me? Haha! Awesome!"

"How neat is that? That's pretty neat."

"Introducing new kitchen gun!"

"Be mean? I'd never be mean...unless it was funny."

"I'm not bullying you, I'm harassing you. Big difference."

"Why the hell did life give you lemons?"

"Cute!? Bish, I'm adorable!"

"I don't love you, I just enjoy staring at you, hugging you, holding you, kissing you, making you happy, and averting expectations."

"Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl and make out during the scary parts!"

"I would slap you, but you'd probably enjoy that..."

"...Yeah, sēx is cool, but have you ever tried shutting the fūck up?"

"Woah, you also use weapons? We're so much alike. We should make out."

"I'm not trying to keep you safe from those guys, I'm trying to keep those guys safe from you."

"Whoo! Yeah! Concrete!"

"Smash or pass? Is there a third option?"

"I have common sense! I just decide to ignore it."

"Suck on these nu- nevermind. That was mean, I'm sorry."

"I'm not repeating myself."

"Do I have fantasies? Yes, but I simply ignore them."

"You smell like...actually, I dunno what that scent is, lemme smell you again."

"What did you ACTUALLY expect?"

"Don't blink!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH- Oh hi! Nice to see you!"

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That's it.

I might stick around for a month or two...depends how I feel.