Pochy

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All you sucka MCs got nothing on me
From my grades to my lines you can touch 'Pochy'
I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred
But forget what you heard
I'm like James Bond the third
Sha sha shaken not stirred
The names 'Pocahontas, yo'
The 'P' is silent when I sneak through your door
Make love to 'John Smith' on the bathroom floor
I don't play like 'white men'
You'll know it was me
Because next time you see 'him'
'He'll' be like
"OH, POCHY!"

That's enough, 'Pocahontas'.
Happy 'Thanksgiving', everyone! (Whether you are white or copper skinned.)

** ' = changed lyrics

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