Quotes

counter sayings

I don't talk to people whose IQs are no higher than room temperature.

A: "You're pretty small." B: "Flowers grow slower than weeds."

Do you have a problem with your ears?
Or is the problem somewhere in between?

Don't underestimate me, it'll be funny!

OK. You're right. I still think my opinion is better.

Some people wonder if the mental asylum had a walking day.

I can only advise you to stop being yourself.

This hits me as hard as jelly.

Can you perhaps say that a little louder?

If you want to embarrass yourself, feel free to keep talking.

That's right, that's exactly how I look... and that's on purpose!

You're right, I'm crazy - but that's the "good crazy"!

If you have a problem, you can keep it. It's yours too.

Most of the time thinking helps... but with you I see dark black.

Do me a favor and lie a little smarter. My intelligence feels ripped off

You would need a hearing aid. I could then turn that off!

Funny how you keep describing yourself.

Unfortunately no, unfortunately not at all!

Yes, yes, keep talking until you think of something good...

You are truly unique... at least I hope so!

There are so many ways to make a good impression. Why are you leaving them all unused?

I'm not hard of hearing, I'm just ignoring you.

A: "You're the last one!" B: "That's right. The best always comes last."

Your powers of observation are not yet fully developed. But I'm patient.

I don't look stupid, I just mirror the other person.

Do you also have common sense?

I could agree with you now, but that goes against my honest nature.

You have to blow confetti into your life.

Now that all the hot air is out of you, float away!

You could also respond cleverly...emphasis on "could"!

I wish you could hear yourself right now. Then we would both have something to laugh about.

If I wanted to think down to your level, it would probably take a few years.

A: "You'll never be able to do that!" B: "Never say never"!

"You are a specialist idiot!" B: "I am a specialist in my field. But you in particular should think again about the definition of "idiot!"

A: "But you were in better shape before." B: "I'm just adapting to my surroundings."

A: "You are not a team player." B: "The really important tasks are left to a professional."

Given your limited intelligence, that may well be so.

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Of course they don't belong to me either!
(here is the link to the page I got them from/hier ist der link zu der seite von der ich sie habe)
https://sprueche-liste.com/kontersprueche/