PORTERDEAN ONESHOTS

I /Baking Muffins(smut)

SMUT!!

AN: This is as bad at it sounds good luck reading this one.

Dawson POV:
I grabbed the muffins out of the oven and set them on the counter to cool off. It was 3pm and he still wasn't up. Or so I thought. He walked behind me and grabbed my waist, causing me to gasp. "Good morning honey" he said to me. "Babe it's 3pm.." I said to him and turned around to face him. "Oh.. I didn't realize..." god he was so hot.

He leaned down and bit my neck causing me to gasp once again before moaning. "N.. Nathan.." I stuttered out. He continued to kiss and bite on my neck. "Nathan... What if it leaves a h.. Hickey.." he looked back at me and said "I'll find some makeup or like a bandaid or something..." he then continued to bite my neck. "Ngh~ n.. Nathan s.. Stop teasing p.. Please." he smirked and took off my shirt then took off mine.

He continued to leave hickeys across my chest and went down until he got to my pants and slowly unbuckled them. I was already hard and it was quite obvious. He pulled down my pants then undid his own and stood back. He pulled down my boxers and then his own. "Lean on the counter." he demanded. I obeyed and bent over the counter

"GYATT DAYUMMMM YO ASS PHATT- I mean.. Are you ready for one finger..?" I nodded as I felt the first finger enter my hole, making me let out a loud moan. He then put in a second one causing me to moan louder. He thrusted his fingers in and out of me until he pulled them out. And before I realized it I felt something inside me. "Ngh~" I moaned.

But it wasn't his cock. It was something else

The muffins I baked.

And for some reason it felt... Good..? He began to thrust the muffin in and out of me while jacking himself off. "Ngh~ n..nathan..!!~" I stuttered. "I.. I'm c.. Close..!" he smirked and moved the muffin in and out of me faster. "Ngh~ f..fuck..!" and after saying that I came on my chest. He then came right after me in his hand.

"I'm not done yet.." he demanded. Fuck he sounded so hot when he said that. He grabbed some lube from our kitchen drawer. We kept it in there because we get horny really easy. He rubbed it on him and aligned hisself with my hole and, without warning, stuck it in me, earning a loud moan.

"NGH!~ DADDY..!!! ~" I moaned out

AN: BRO I'M GONNA KMS I CAN'T FINISH THIS. WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME OZZY.
Sighs..

He began to thrust inside of me at a medium pace. "Mhm~" I moaned out. "Fuck.. Your so tight.." he groaned and thrusted faster causing me to moan louder. He grabbed muffin that had.. Frosting? I never put frosting on the muffins. Until I realized. I blushed and continued to moan as he railed me

He stuck the muffin in my mouth, muffling my moans. He then went even faster and tears formed in my eyes. It felt so good. "Mhmm~" I let out a moan but it came out more quiet because of the muffin. "Fuck.. I'm close..!" he thrusted a few more times before pushing himself all the way in me and cumming.

I came right after he did and felt myself get tired. I turned around and kissed him before I passed out. I fell into his arms and he picked me up and cleaned me up before laying me down in bed.

WORDS: 769 (teehee 69 lol)

AN: Bro. WHAT IS THIS. I was gonna make it longer but I changed my mind cause this got really concerning really fast. LMFAOAOAOA