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ikea

oh, ikea! wonderous ikea! john sped around the parking lot, looking for the perfect spot. he made a huffing noise as the others chanted the word 'ikea'.

"shush you deformed tardigrades." he grumbled.

"it's like totally ikea time!" johannes exclaimed.

"ikea timeee!" tim said before making a clicking noise with his tongue.

john aggressively got out of the car and forced the others out.

"i like love ikea!" henrik shrieked happily as he stepped onto the sacred pavement.

"i'm like so totally ready!" johannes grinned unnervingly.

they fabulously walked towards the enterance. the doors opened to reveal the glorious store. furniture everywhere! oh my! furniture! furniture is great. furniture makes everyone happy.

"so like totally radical!" tim danced.

"such like beautiful furniture." henrik observed.

"furniture." john whispered.

they all hurled themselves into the store and headed towards the kitchen section. tim picked up as many spoons as he could and stuffed them into his pockets. johannes made a shocked face at the odd scene unfolding in front of everyone.

"my golly gosh! so many little spoons!" tim smiled and continued to stuff spoons in his pockets.

"stop doing that at every damn place we go to, you goblin!" john scolded.

"sorry man. i can't control it." he sighed.

"this is like a totally sturdy table." kungen said as he punched a table.

"no table." john said before lightly smacking him.

"oh my gosh! this is like so totally radical!" johannes said in a concerningly high voice before running off.

the rest of them chased after him for about thirty minutes before he stopped.

"stop running around like a madman!" john hissed.

"nuh uh!" johannes said as he spun around a few times.

"i want to go home!" henrik said enthusiastically.

"soon." kungen whispered before patting his back.

"where are we?" tim asked as he fiddled with his pocket spoons.

"john, did you like keep track of where we were like going?" henrik worriedly asked.

"oh my gosh." he groaned as he realized they were completely lost. "johannes," he said as he slowly turned around. "do you have any idea where we are?" john asked him angrily.

"nope, i'm like totally lost!" he said sadly.

"table!" kungen exclaimed loudly.

"kungen, no more tables!" john exclaimed as he ran over to him.

"a beautiful sturdy lass, perfect for my kingdom!" kungen smiled as he punched it. "we are definitely getting this table." he stated.

"you already have thirty-seven in the car, no more tables." john sighed.

"we are like so totally getting this table!" johannes said enthusiastically as he patted the table.

"we don't need any more tables!" john yelled.

"we totally do!" henrik shouted.

"i love tables more than i love ikea!" kungen exclaimed before picking it up.