Douma : burp
Akaza : ew
Kokushibo : bless you.
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Douma : making cookies for my love I stir and mix ^^ (kokushibo)
Akaza : they are burnt.
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Kokushibo : I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to stupid people only.
Douma : so you don't like me D:?
(He's stupid in my au😻😻😻)
Kokushibo : I'm literally morosexual for you.
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douma : the feminine urge to eat a woman
Akaza : the feminine urge to kill you rn and bash your head against the wall
Kokushibo : the feminine urge to fuck douma
Douma : the feminine urge to- wait what
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Normal demon / past Douma : ima paint all these flower blue :)
*paints lots B̶l̶u̶e̶ red spider Lily blue*
Years later...
Muzan : find me the blue spider Lily
Douma : oh shit-
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( modern au )
*hakuji and Douma pretending to get married for the play*
Michikatsu : OBJECTION
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Muzan : Douma died by the sunlight.
At Douma's funeral
*akaza wearing yellow to his funeral*
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*beta tanjiro appears*
Douma : AHHHHHHHHH
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Kokushibo : do you guys want a human flavoured kit Kat?
Akaza : is it a male?
Kokushibo : yes
Akaza : okay then
Douma : why not
*kokushibo hands them muichiro and genya*
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A / N : IM SO SORRY ITS SO SHORT IDK HOW TO COME UP WITH IDEAS THOSE WERE THE ONLY ONE I COULD THINK OF
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FanfictionJust some of my head canons and quotes
