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[On Hold] Cookie Run Conspiracy Theories.

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I am absolutely serious here. No joke. DON'T TREAT ANY OF THESE AS CANON OK? NONE OF THIS IS CANON. Also, this is a side effect of having Cookie run as my special interest. I need therapy

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Theory no. 9

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And this one is probably the most cursed one that I'll ever make.
Maybe Cookies Of Darkness are actually cannibals?
... I know how that sound but.
hear
me
out 
please. 
So... since they tell everyone that "Yeah, mhm cookies were meant to be eaten! and stuff."
Do they want to get eaten as well? Do they want other cookies to be eaten? Do they want to eat other cookies???
In fact, now that I think about it, why would they send a little kid to kill them on the way? If the Dark Enchantress under the illusion of White Lily cookie is trying to get them to the Moonstone, why kill them on the way?

                            

                                In fact, now that I think about it, why would they send a little kid to kill them on the way? If the Dark Enchantress under the illusion of White Lily cookie is trying to get them to the Moonstone, why kill them on the way?
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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(Chapter 5, cutscene "07. It's... Poison Mushroom Cookie")
In fact, why did anyone try to stop them in that case??? It's just messed up and my even more messed up explanation is... this theory.
 I was probably some kind of drunk while I made this up, or just bored on a lesson, I'll let you know a fun fact: for the last 10 theories I've been just writing down all the theories I've written down on a cookie run related group chat with my friends, and I honestly don't know how did i came up with this one.







Also, about the cover for this one:
Pun intended.
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