Let's be honest, a solid 99% of people reading this right now came from my strawpage. If that's not you, then congratulations! You have officially gotten lost on the internet!

Hi my name is Albert (but most know me by Robin) and I uhh... make... stuff... I guess.

He/They/It
Anomalocaris/Anomalocaris-self

Posting irregularly because, yes. Updates are either every 5 minutes or every 5 years. No in-between.
I write fanfics but not only fanfics.
I draw too
and sculpt
and code
and I do my best.
(I try)

Proud father of 4 kidnap- I mean, *very* legally adopted children, over 75 unhinged ocs, 2 cacti and a cat.

I'm probably not even a human. I might be a bunny actually. Or a fox. Or a ghost. Or all of the above.

Totally not gay, totally not trans and totally not mentally silly.
Also totally not neurodivergent, totally not a furry, fictionkin, otherkin and spawnist.

Any questions? Wanna talk? Hmu on discord
applepieminimalist
^
The same as my wattpad username
(just... without capital letters... obviously)

#FreeSchlep #CringeIsntReal #Can'tTakeShitSeriouslySquad #ApplePieRandomness #SeedlessWatermenlonsAgainstCatholics
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