Fun | Jaspar

Chapter Two

There were two crying babies and I nearly shot my head off then and there. They both reminded me of Emma Lee but, ya know they're the real deal and all.

Inside the airplane was so cold my toes nearly fell off. Surprisingly I forgot to wear socks even though I've traveled more times than I can count. I love the YouTube business for that, and the subscribers who still follow me to this day. I think it's crazy that they're still with me after all these years. 

"Joseph I'm going to sleep, wake me when we land?" Caspar asked. Before I could reply he got knocked out. I guess that's what being a giant, pizza-lover does to you.

We were one hour into the flight and Caspar was still asleep; laying on me. I played with his hair a bit causing him to lean into my touch. I love this guy. The fact that he proposed to me in his sleep about four years ago makes me love him even more. We act like best friends then lovers which confuses people from time to time.

A flight attendant woman came up to me with one of the fakest smiles I've ever seen. "Would you and your friend like a blanket?"

"No thanks I think I'm keeping my husband warm enough but, thanks for the offer." I smiled.

She placed a hand on my back. "Are you sure?"

Caspar woke up from underneath me. "He said we're fine." He assured the woman.

She removed her hand from my back and simply frowned walking away. I looked at him questionably. "When did you awake?"

"Who would when the slut was basically asking you to have sex with her."

"Mr.Lee, she's nearly sixty if not over sixty and plus your the s!ut." I cooed.

He licked my cheek. "But I'm your s!ut."

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That was the most terrifying flight I've ever been on. The was terbalance for half of the flight and the same lady kept making eye-contact with me basically eye-raping me. Should I sue? Daddy Sugg didn't birth me for this. Well, he didn't actually birth me, my mum did. He helped but, that's not the point. All I know is that Delta bloody sucks. 

"Joe we can buy you new clothes." Caspar sighed placing my head on his lap.

I rolled my eyes. "We can't just buy me new clothes that I have to wear for the whole trip." Caspar placed kisses on my hair. 

I cringed. He only does that to either make me feel better or do what he's telling me to. I'm sensing a little oh both. "And you can create a whole new style. I know that you're trying to dress like me. The ladies just love my look." He continued.

"Fine." I agreed.

He removed my head from his lap and stood up. "Let's go shop then, I heard Dubai has a great line of clothing." 

"That sounds so gay." I restored grabbing his hand.

"Let's go to the beach, each." He sang in a high pitch voice. 

"So fucking gay." I whispered as he started skipping. I followed in suit since, why not?

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We bought so many clothes I could just jump into a pile of them and swim in it. I didn't. Caspar didn't let me since he wanted me to see the thing we would be driving in so bad. 

"I don't even see what the point it's just a jeep." I stated. It's not like we would be living in it at some point so why would it be so important for me to see it. 

Caspar stopped in the middle of the walk way causing me to bump into his back. I turned to him with a look of concern on my face. Why the hell did he just pause like that?

"It's not just a jeep." He mumbled. 

"It's not just a jeep." I mimicked, I went on my tippy-toes to kiss him. "This is why I love you Mr. Lee."

"Yeah, I love you too Mr.Lee."

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// Family photo of the Lee's (Caspar and Joe are married in this fic and it's in the future.)