fudges Redland camp submissions

challenge one: make something to eat

[fudge] so uh I have no experience on making food so I need a cookbook!

*Pulls out cookbook from the void*

[Fudge] hmmm whats something easy to make..?

*Fudge looks through the cookbook skimming from page to page in hope to find something actually useful*

[Fudge] AHA! The Krabby patty! You could never go wrong with the Krabby patty! But... where would I get it?

[Notey] ugly that's not going to work you need to make something civilized🤬

[Fudge] HEY GET OUT OF MY SUBMISSION YOU FARTER, GO TO YOUR OWN SUBMISSION

[Notey] why I don't want to I want to ruin your submission because yes

[Fudge] no

*Fudge yeets notey 2763 miles away*

[Fudge] now that I can work in peace let's look for that amazing Krabby patty!

*Fudge gets in his car and starts driving*

[Fudge] HEY GOOGLE

[Google] what the frick do you want from me now

[Fudge] where could I find a Krabby patty

[Google] uhhh bikini bottom

[Fudge] Okay I will head there now! How do you drive under water though

[Google] don't ask me

[Fudge] isn't your purpose to know everything?

[Google] everything except that

[Fudge] whatever

*Fudge drives his car underwater and it somehow works perfectly*

[Fudge] this was easier than I thought!

*Fudge makes it to the krusty crab*

[Fudge] uh can I get one Krabby patty

[Squidward] we are sold out

*The words echoed through is mind*

[Fudge] ITS THE GOD DAMN CRUSTY CRAB YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT THATS THE SIGNATURE MEAL THATS WHY PEOPLE GO HERE

[Squidward] does it look like I care

[Fudge] I hate you

[Squidward] does it look like I care

[Fudge] I HATE YOU

[Squidward] does it look like I c-

*Fudge sends an atomic bomb at the crusty crab

*Randomly, Krabby patty landed in his hand*

[Fudge] Now I'll hand it in!

The end
[Note:] I'll use my asset next time I forgot to use it