Pancake Parkinson🔪 made a
group chat
Theoo🤪 changed the group name to
"Party time🥳"
Ferret🙄:
wtf is this?
Theoo🤪:
oh hey everyone!
Mattheo 🤌:
anyone got any weed?
Daph🤍:
i know someone who will have some
Blaise🫡:
will yous stop texting in this!
Ast💅:
shut up blaise! anyway i know someone who will most likely have some weed theo
Ferret🙄:
wait is @queenkamari in this group? that girl always has everything
Kam💋:
mhm indeed i am :)
Ast💅:
do you think you could get some vodka and weed?
Theoo🤪:
yeah and some food...
Kam💋:
uhhh probs Ast, but i'm busy rn and @theodoreisthebest get your own food i'm not slave, go sneak into the kitchens or something
Theoo🤪:
i'm not a house elf! i don't have to sneak into the kitchens...
Blaise🫡 :
oh my god, theodore if you want food just go get food!
Theoo🤪:
ok ok ok jeez...
Kam💋:
does anyone know if big nose is on duty tonight?
Mattheo🤌:
i think he's off shift
Pancake 🔪:
yeah he said he would be off duty so if you know what i mean...
Kam💋:
okay good that makes sneaking out easier. i swear he can sense whenever i sneak out
Theoo🤪:
well it's because he's a git who uses his powers for evil...
Ast💅:
exactly, he's a dick...
Kam💋:
he's a huge dick! he gave me detention the other day because i dropped my ink on the floor
Blaise🫡:
what the hell... i thought he hated me for everything but now he's hating you for being clumsy...
Ast💅:
why does he even care about ink?
Theoo🤪:
yeah he's a dick!
Kam💋:
we'll guys i'm gonna love and leave yous, i have somewhere to be and i need to go before someone starts the shift
Pancake🔪:
alright but we're having a party tomorrow, so don't make any plans @queenkamari! We're going to have a drinking game...
Ferret🙄:
yeah we need to get all the first years drunk...
Theoo🤪:
we do?
Ferret🙄:
yeah it will be funny...
Kam💋:
did you expect anything more from @dracolucuismalfoy? he always torments the first years, well it's either first years or Potter
Theoo🤪:
why does Draco always bully the potter idiot?
Ferret🙄:
because he's an idiot!
Mattheo🤌:
well at least he has a family...
Ferret🙄:
shut up, go back to jerking off to girls photos!
Mattheo🤌:
awkward silence
Kam💋:
welll uhhh... im going guys i'll text you losers later 😚
Kam💋:
also i won't make any plans for tomorrow dw pans x
Ferret🙄:
whatever i'm gonna go, i actually have a life to live... have fun in your shitty little group chat.
Ast💅:
you're part of it...
Mattheo🤌:
seeya draco!
Kam💋:
HAHAHA okay i'm acc going now i'm gonna be late to meet someone bye guys
Pancake🔪:
who you meeting...
Theoo🤪:
is it a boy?
Kam💋:
why so nosy?
Theoo🤪:
oh just wondering because you're always hanging out with a different boy every week...
Kam💋:
like you with girls
Theoo🤪:
touché, but who is it???
Kam💋:
not telling you
Theoo🤪:
pleaseeeeee???
ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵇʸ ᵏᵃᵐ
note:
Kam💋- Kamari
Ferret🙄- Draco Malfoy
Pancake🔪- Pansy Parkinson
Theoo🤪- Theodore Nott
Mattheo🤌- Mattheo Riddle
Blaise🫡- Blaise Zabini
Daph🤍- Daphne Greengrass
Ast💅- Astoria Greengrass
