Kam💋:
hey guys what's everyone doing
Ast💅:
i'm just eating some food
Mattheo🤌:
i'm still trying to remember this stupid spell for potions
Theoo🤪:
i'm just looking at photos of girls i have crushes on-
Kam💋:
spill theodore
Theoo🤪:
fine it's a photo of you, i have a bit of a crush on you Kamari!
Mattheo🤌:
well that was unexpected.
Ast💅:
i swear Theo and his crushes, it's new every few weeks...
Kam💋:
you're telling me, it'll be you next week Ast 💀
Ast💅:
well you're not wrong😭
Theoo🤪:
just accept the fact you're cute and lots of guys like you. It's simple.
Ast💅:
i'm pretty sure it's a bit more complicated than that...
Kam💋:
ykw i think me and Ast are pretty cute 🤭
Ast💅:
we are aren't we 🤭
Mattheo🤌:
i thought there was some sort of weird lesbian thing going on in this group
Ast💅:
you're weird Mattheo, and you're also a prick
Kam💋:
i second Ast's statement
Mattheo🤌:
well then you can both kiss my arse!
Kam💋:
hard pass, sorry bud
Mattheo🤌:
oh piss off.
Theoo🤪:
i mean it'd be hard for you two to kiss mattheo's arse since your lips are already glued to Kamari's ass
Ast💅:
shut up theo
Kam💋:
where Daphne, blaise and draco?
Kam💋:
where the hell is everyone they're normally all glued to their phone
Mattheo🤌:
i've been wondering the same thing tbh. Maybe they are all in the kitchen?
Ast💅:
let's go check...
Kam💋:
i cba, you guys go check i'm gonna get in the shower
Ast💅:
okay, we'll be back soon
Mattheo🤌:
see you later then
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Kam💋:
any news ?
Ast💅:
well we found Daphne, and we know where Draco is but he is being mean and won't come back to the common room
Kam💋:
tell him i have a joint and if he comes he can have it
Ast💅:
alright i will, i want him to come back to the common room anyway
Ast💅:
i'm trying to convince him
Kam💋:
ughhh
Ast💅:
i got him to come back!! He's on his way🥳
Kam💋:
woooo
Theoo🤪:
where have you been Draco?!
Ferret🙄:
i was busy! Now don't talk to me before i hex you!
Kam💋:
shut up ferret
Ast💅:
i like ferret draco! He's so cute!
Ferret🙄:
ugh! Don't call me that!
Kam💋:
i knoww!!
Kam💋:
why couldn't you stay as a ferret draco?
Ferret🙄:
because being a ferret isn't the best thing in the world! What was i supposed to do? Just run around with the other ferrets?!
Ast💅:
yes.
Kam💋:
i'd keep you as a pet
Ferret🙄:
wait you actually would?
Kam💋:
yup
Ferret🙄:
well then yes i would want to stay as a ferret if i got to be your pet 😉
Kam💋:
you just made me regret saying that
Ferret🙄:
heheh i knew it, now bow down and tell me i'm the best ferret in the world
Kam💋:
are you drunk?
Ferret🙄:
i am not drunk, but i am the best ferret in the world damn it!
Kam💋:
deffo high then
Ferret🙄:
well, maybe but that has nothing to do with me being the best ferret in the world!!!
Kam💋:
knew it
Ferret🙄:
but you do admit i'm the best ferret in the world?
Kam💋:
no
Ferret🙄:
oh come on pleaseeee?
Kam💋:
no go away i'm busy
Ferret🙄:
busy doing what?
Kam💋:
none of your business
Ferret🙄:
tell me
Kam💋:
no now piss off, go annoy theodore
Ferret🙄:
but i want to annoy you!
Theoo🤪:
yeah go bully someone else for once
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Ferret🙄:
fine fuck you kamari. I give up, i'm gonna go annoy Theo for a while
Theoo🤪:
i thought that's what you've been doing since i met you
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