i like trying myself at humor
but anyways, why not add more
utaites as vines and incorrect
quotes from the internet??!!!
this book is just filled with PURE
fuckery. all contents could vary
from vines to weird ass quotes
from like tiktok or tumblr...
Colon to Rinu: MY GUY you are KILLING IT! DUDE i don't think it's MOVING ANYMORE. BRO you can STOP BITING-
Teruto: when you see a good post, you can say "HEEHO" Teruto: when the post is bad, the post is "wawoo" Shiyun: wawoo Teruto: shut the fuck up
Mahito: "who are you kissing at midnight?" my cats little forehead bro
Pretz: any minor inconvenience happens and i start having inner monologues like a mf in death note
Nanamori: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING Root: you said bring my grades up Nanamori: ... Nanamori: i did say that, let me see-
Jel: Why is everybody so afraid of love? Jel sneaking up on Nanamori: LOVE❗️❗️ Nanamori: jumps out of fear
Pretz filming: caterpillar rave! Pretz beatboxing
Vau kicking his feet: hehehe hahahaha Vau flopping on a couch: Teruto~
Nanamori: So basically, uhm, what i was thinking of, was uhm- Satomifucking socks him Nanamori: Awh fuck, I can't believe you done this
Tigusa: Mazeta, could you read number 23 for the class? Mazeta: No I cannot. Mazeta: Whaddup, I'm Mazeta and I'm 19, and i never learned how to fucking read
Soma: Storytime! Soma, running: No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demon, by he would not let his soul be taken today! Teruto, running away: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Nanamori: Go ahead and introduce yourself. Root: My names is Rootb with a B, and i've been afraid of insects my entire- Nanamori: Stop, stop, stop. Where? Root: Hm? Nanamori: Where's the B? Root, frantic: There's a bee?
Soma, holding a basketball: This ones to end racism! Soma: misses the hoop Soma: 😬
Kecha: And then she just texted me "we're through." Tigusa: *giggles* I'm sorry.. She didnt even call you? *giggles*
Shiyun: he wanna know how tall you are, ur 6ft right? Soma: Nah bro, I'm 5'12. Shiyun: Soma that- 'I have to calm down, I almost hit him'
Atto: i think that glass is half empty Kecha: i think it's half full. Atto: i think your full of shit Kechaslaps Atto Atto: I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU *jumps on kecha*
Atto: so... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Tigusa: depends. is your bed comfortable? Atto: yes... Tigusa: I'd sleep.
Root: Is something burning? Jel, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Root: ... Root: Jel, the toaster is literally on fire.
Vau: So you like cats? Teruto: Yeah. Vau: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
shiyun: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Soma is? Because Soma is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
Kecha: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Tigusa: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one? Kecha: Seize the dick.
a/n: leaving this here. yes this is translated from a REAL TWEET kecha made.
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Atto: Look me straight in the eyes Mazeta: You can't expect me to look you in the eyes and still be straight.
Teruto, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Soma: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later* Soma: Here you go. Teruto: Soma: Vau: Why am I here?
Vau: sapnu puaS. Teruto: What?? Shiyun: What language is that. Vau: Turn your phone 180 degrees. *vau was removed from the groupchat*
rinu: Why is root crying on the floor? satomi: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. rinu: And? satomi: He got Jel.
Mahito: What do we think of vau? *pause* Soma: *sighs* Nice pal. Shiyun: I think he's gay.
Colon: What if people had food names and food had people names? rinu: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Jel for dinner. Jel: What is wrong with you people? root: Shut up, chocolate.
tigusa: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? ketcha: *crouches down* atto: *kneels down* pretz: *sits on the floor* tigusa: tigusa: I hate all of you.
rinu: Fight me! jel: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle? *Later* root: Why is jel crying? satomi: rinu kicked him really hard on the ankle.
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oh brother was this hard to make lmao! anyways follow me (@/y6muraki) on twt and send shit here if u just wanna say stuff lol (retrospring.net/teruto)
