The gang were fighting for control for there spot on Computer Time against Muscle Man, High-Five Ghost and Farah.
"Dude! Get off the computer, Muscle Man!" Mordecai said to him holding up a sign up a sheet. "Read the sign-up sheet! We're signed up for 1:30!"
"Hey, chill out, you jerks!" Muscle Man Said, pushing the gang away. "We still have 5 minutes. Go wait in the lounge."
"Fine!" Gaz complained as he and the others walked to the lounge which was just chairs. "5 minutes."
"Aw, yeah! More internet videos!" Muscle Man smiled at his friends.
"Ok, uh, Old man horseshoes." Farah suggest. Muscle Man searched the Video and played it, an old man is playing horseshoes, but, is struck by lightning and turns into a pile of ashes, and eveyone laughs at this.
"Old Man Horseshoes, you're pathetic!" Muscle Man laughed.
"I saw that one coming." Rigby mumbled to the others.
"Oh, dude! Road Hog!" High-Five Ghost suggested.
"Oh yeah! That's a good one!" Muscle Man agreed as he searched the video and played it. Road Hog, a pig dressed as a stunt man, fasted his seat belt and drove at full speed to jump across a canyon, he makes the jump... and fails the landing, ended up exploding on the side of the canyon making Muscle Man, High-Five Ghost and Farah to laugh harder. But, Muscle Man stops laughing when he sees The Gang grimacing at him.
"This is some hilarious stuff, losers!" He said to them. "It's got a setup, a punchline, a dude gets hurt! Come on!" He listened off reasons.
"Still not funny." Mordecai said with his arms crossed.
"Get over here!" Muscle Man ordered. The gang hop over with there chairs to the computer, where Muscle Man searched up another video. "You guys are gonna thank me for this." A video plays where a guy is drinking soda, whenWedgie Ninja sneaks behind him and gives him a wedgie and his title card appears, making everyone but the gang laugh.
"I-"
"Uh uh uh! Wait for it..." Muscle Man cut Mordecai off as the video kept playing.
"Why, Wedgie Ninja?" So asked the guy who got Wedgied so bad he's forced to lay down. Then suddenly a bear falls on the guy and plays the glockenspiel. Then he farts. "Oh, my back!"
And everyone but Mordecai laughed there asses off.
"He just farted on that guy's back!" Muscle Man pointed out.
"Why are you laughing, dudes?" Mordecai asked the gang as they laughed.
"Oh come on, how can you not laugh at that?" Alex asked, whipping a tear away.
"That dude did get hurt! Plus the bear farted on his back!" Rigby said.
"Dude! Muscle Man, Wedgie Ninja? Glocken Bear?" Mordecai asked in confusing. "This viral video stuff is stupid."
"What?" Muscle Man asked in reply, pointing at the 75k views. "Bro, if it's so stupid, why does it have so many hits?"
"Me, Rigby, Alex and Gaz could come up with a video that gets way more hits than that." Mordecai explained.
"Yeah!" Rigby added.
"Hell yes we can." Gaz also added.
"In your dreams!" Muscle Man replied. "Me, Fives and Farah could get way more hits than you dorks." He said.
"No you couldn't." Mordecai replied.
"Yes we could!" Muscle Man replied. "Ten bucks says we can make a better video than yours by the end of the week." He dared.
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Regular Warfare Show Season 2
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