My mom drives me up to a house. She throws me out of the car, and then all my stuff gets thrown onto the curb. "need sum help luv?" I hear from behind/above me (Im so short teeeeheeee). His voice is velvety and chocolatey and yummy and smooth and sort of familiar. I turn around and look up to the giant man who is so super hawt and his shit, poopy, chocolate, orbs stare
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into my Air Superiority Blue orbs
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and I stare back. He holds a hand out for me to take and I grab it(it looks like this:
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) . He helps me up and his strength almost lanches me into the sun. "wow your really strooooong!" I say up to him "thx luv, noaw cum inside the hOUse" he says delecatly.
He leads me into the GIANT house (it looks like this:
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) "Just so yor know yor have to share a room, sOrry" he tells me from above, while walking me into the house. "Im zayne btw" he says. Theres something about his voice that is very familiar I think to myself. However I wouldn't know why because Im'm so different and quirky and not like other girls. His giant brown spheres stare down at me intensely and he inquires, "Do yor know who Ayeyam?" I llook up to him with a most puzzling, quizical, and confumbling look on my face "No? I dont pay attention to the media, so if you are in the media i wouldnt know because I dont have social media. Im not loke other girls." I start to trip over the stairs and suddenly big giant manly hands grab me (they cover my entire teeny tiny waist like this:
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) and stop me from falling. I look up and see a new gorgous man with caramely hair and bulbous sea, foamy greenish orbs stare down at my itty petite form. "Be Mor carfel next time Luv" he warns manly and sets me at the top of the staircase. "Im Leeyum so you know" he says. I look forward and my eyes meet his bushy chest full of yesterdays crummy bisquit. "Wow im so hungry, would you mind if i ate that?" lI ask and point to his mucly chest (it looks like this:
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). I take a bite, eating crumb by crumb before he even replies. My stomach grumbles didn't care about consent . he finally responds after i start to lick his bare rosy nips. I am picking the hair out of my teeth when he says "it was beans on toast flavor, i bet u like that dont u" Suddenly a shiny oily manly chest is beside the hary one and I look over at it, blinded by the shininess (it looks like this:
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). His sensuous body makes me want to take a bite out of his big joosy tiddie but Im too small to reach. "Can you wean down soI can bite u?" I ask in my tiny baby voice. "Ofc bbg" he says in a heavy yorkshire accent and he leans down, his chest is larger then my whole body! "Im lewie to you btw" he sasy in that yorkshire accent. "Follow me baby" I hear and I turn to the voice "cumon" he says demandingly and I obey and follow hinm. "Im Nayal btw" he says britishly. "This is your rum, you have to share with him, sorry there is only one bed" he tells me, gesturing to the other man on the bed. "Im hairy styles" he says dreamily, waving at me. "YOUR IN ONE DIRECTION" i sohut "YOU ARE ALL IN ONE DIRECTION, i only know because my best firedn who died was in love with your band" i say sadly "WAIT!!!!!!!! M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mm-m-m-my m-m-m-m-m-m-mom s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sold m-m-me t-t-t-t-t-to O-o-oo-o-o-o-one D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-direction" I stutter out, with tears in my eyes.
