A Bitch Named Kaitlyn

Once upon a time there was this little bitch named Kaitlyn. She thought she was a motherfucking royal or something so she made everyone call her NayNay. She was doing it just for shits and giggles till some little fucker refused to call her NayNay. This little fucker always called her nana which pissed her off and he knew damn well it did. So this little bitch Kaitlyn went batshit crazy, bought a fucking bat and beat this little fucker in the head with it till he died. She then ate his brains and took his ears home with her. Then she pulled out his student I.D. cause he was a goody twoshoes little fucker who carried that baby shit around in his fucking pockets. She read that his name was Preston fucking Phillips so she took more vengeance on him did some fucking witchcraft spell and brought him back to fucking life just so she could fucking kill him again, but she used her witchcraft to make him stay alive to feel all the pain as she wrote "You're a DUMBASS" on him with a knife 57 times. She then ran away to an island in the Bahamas with this little fucker named Blue because she liked him or some shit. They got fucking hitched then they fucked, popped out a few little bitty fuckers and lived happily fucking after.