Dr Odis gets his failed attempts of darkness (Ronan/KaiSa, the manifestation sisters (Blair and whoever you like to call the other one, I like calling that one Aisha,) and the Kronii Trio (Vlad, Spleeve, and Tamala)) for a TedTalk. He shows them some statistics.
Dr Odis: "Doctor. 140 thousand a year. FURRY ARTIST ON PATREON. 160 THOUSAND a year!"
Vlad: raises his hand "Yo. I think you're lowballing the furry art amount, to be honest."
Dr Odis: annoyed "I'm sorry for the inaccuracies, DOCTOR YIFF."
Vlad: "...No matter how I respond to this, I don't look good. Well played."
Blair: "Well, furry artists are typically more confident and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that."
Dr Odis: enraged, turning his head 270 degrees to her "Did you legitimately tell me that a person who draws WOLF ASS is MORE COMPETENT than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your LUNG TRANSPLANT?
Aisha: "Uhh, doctors are bullshit, and furry artists preform an infinitely more valuable service."
Dr Odis: "YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!!"
Tamala: gets on a chair to get the group's attention. "It took doctors like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention. While a furry artist I knew just went "oh, that sounds like Crohn's" and ended up being RIGHT. Also, I can't go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with TITS to MATCH, now CAN I?"
Ronan: in the distance "YOU COULD IF YOU WEREN'T A FUCKING COWARD!"
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