So in this AU, Odis is Blair and SnowyBoy's adoptive dad. (NOT MY ORIGINAL IDEA, A LOT OF THE THINGS I HAVE IN THIS STORY ISN'T)
"So we have 10 little girls coming to the house?" Odis asks Blair on the phone.
"No, 8 girls. 2 boys," Blair replies over the phone.
"Who invites boys to a PERIOD PARTY?!"
She makes a sinister giggle. "Dad, that's the fun of it. WE DON'T TELL THEM WHY THEY'RE THERE!"
"FUCK IT I'M IN!"
Odis POV: I have never had more fun at a party in my entire life. PLANNING, HOSTING, AND ATTENDING A PERIOD PARTY.
- I dressed all in red like it was CHINESE NEW YEARS
- drinking pinot noir
- I made pasta with CHUNKY marinara sauce
- and i giggled the whole night with all of these little girls at these two boys - SnowyBoy (my son) and Carter - right? FACES COVERED IN RED CAKE.
The whole party, these two boys were looking at the cake going "Who the hell is JASON?"
My daughter, Blair Udior, named her period "Jason" because she got it on FRIDAY THE 13TH.
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