Today was not like any other day. Chuuya was sent by Mori to complete a mission and a business deal with a partner. The mission was easy, and Chuuya very happily bought a bottle of booze and a beautiful hat lined with a silky ribbon. It could almost compare to the Port Mafia welcoming gift from Rimbaud.
As Chuuya walked through the airport to find the right plane (He didn't buy the tickets, he stood on the wings. Imaging paying for a ticket.), he felt a cold breeze over his shoulders. The cold English weather was winding up, and it started snowing. Dainty snowflakes danced in the wind as they gently landed on the executive's hat. Chuuya blinked as the snow veiled his coat, and decided to go back into the airport to enjoy the snow. The snow would ruin his hat and dampen it anyway. Chuuya walked back into the airport, and he felt a tug on his head. His hat was missing.
"Oi, Chuuya! It's a nice day to look at the snowfall. But I'm surprised that the Port Mafia executive Nakahara Chuuya enjoys watching the snow." An annoying voice that reminded Chuuya of a fly banging on a window said to him. Ugh. What business does Chuuya have with the stinky, bandage-wasting, piece-of-shit, blue mackerel, blockhead, Dazai? His arch-nemesis surely couldn't have had any business in this place.
"Chuuuuuya! I didn't expect to find you here!" Dazai said to Chuuya in a stupid voice, twirling Chuuya's hat with his fingers.
"DAZAI! YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! GIMME MY HAT BACK!" Chuuya threw a punch at Dazai but Dazai immediately dodged.
"Wow, wow Chuuya. That's not a good way to treat your friend." Said Dazai, putting the hat on.
"Dazai..." Chuuya gritted his teeth as he tried to reach his hat. His petite body won't allow it.
"Pft. Chuuya is so stupid that he couldn't even think of making himself levitate." Dazai teased as he tossed the hat back to Chuuya, "Aren't you curious why I'm here anyway?"
"Not at all, considering you just ruined my day."
"Oh, you are? I'm here because of a mission to steal some paperwork from an organization." Said Dazai, ignore whether Chuuya listens.
"Due to a blizzard ahead, flight 795 will be delayed. Sorry for any inconvenience." A voice from the airport speaker rang.
"Hmm... Flight 795? That's to Yokohama. Well, Chuuya, looks like your plane won't be coming anytime soon." Dazai said as Chuuya ignored him.
"Hey Chuuuuuuya~ You know it's your plaaaaaaaaaane~," Said Dazai, trying to intimidate Chuuya. Still, Chuuya didn't react.
"NAKAHARA CHUUYAAAAAA~" Dazai screamed into Chuuya's ears. Still no reaction. That's strange. Normally, Chuuya would have called him an ass or a womanizer.
"Chuuya?"
Suddenly, Chuuya collapsed to the ground. Dazai noticed how pale he was and how his blue eyes were like the ocean trying to drown the executive.
"Ayo! Chuuya!" Dazai shook the ginger, Chuuya's eyes were opened, but he was paralysed.
The last thing Chuuya remembered was Dazai shaking him and calling for help...
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The Last Maple Leaf Falls
Fanfiction文豪ストレイドッグス See Original Work on Ao3 (/^ -^/) I do not want any hate on my work whatsoever so if you have anything negative to say I would prefer you shove it up your ass like how you would shove those twelve UNO cards up there :)
