Everyone, after janes little birthday party(ish?), decided to take a little break. I mean, they deserved it, after dying a kind of gruesome death, being forced to sing and dance to be bought back to life, getting controlled by a weird.. ugly, old, machine and all that.
Mischa and Noel were drinking, talking about the shorter mans oh, so tragic life. Constance and Ocean were talking about how... kind, Ocean was, throwing that party for Jane, cause she totally didn't do it so everyone would vote her for being so nice.
Jane and ricky were talking about her 'birthday'. Oh, not just that, but theyre thinking of a new name to give Jane! He suggested savannah, and she liked it, but thought that other names might fit her better.
"how about.. sierra?" Jane shook her head.
"Uhh.. sage?" She shrugged.
"how about... Oh, sara!" Jane shook her head again."Aren't there other names that dont start with an 'S'? like Ocean and the other girl.." She asked, tilting her head.
"Right, right.. uhh, lets see.." Ricky thought for a moment, then suddenly said, "Penny!"
Jane stared. Penny... Penny sounded.. familiar. It sounded weird, in a good way. "Penny.." She echoed, she liked the way it sounded. "I like penny."
"Sweet! lets go tell the choir, so they know what to call you." Ricky stood up, offering his hand to Jane. She accepted, standing up with the help of the shorter teen.
"Cmon," Ricky urged, quickly walking to the rest of the choir, when he heard a 'Thud' Followed by a very, loud, angry,
"FUCK!"
Everyone immediately turned to Jane.
"Fuck, shit! I stubbed my FUCKING toe! God, even in death we can feel pain! Fucking shit, this is all Karnaks fault!"
Karnak was about to interrupt, when Jane- my bad, penny pointed at the poor robot accusingly, holding her foot, balancing on one leg."You shitty clit gobbler! You fucking cock sucking cum licking bitch! This is YOUR fault! If you didnt live in a stinky, shitty warehouse, I wouldnt have stubbed my toe! Dont think I havent noticed this shitty place smells like dog and cat piss mixed together, GOD, fUCK!"
"Language!" Ocean suddenly yelled out, "Though i have to admit, those curses are kinda creative.. Watch your language!"
"Eat my shit you dick gobbling, ugly bastard! I hope you suddenly dissapear from the warehouse cause not even God, OR satan wanted you!"
Everyones jaw dropped.
...
"Your my best friend now."
"NOEL!"
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"Watch your langua- wait.. thats kinda creative, actually."
Humora few minutes after the new birthday song, Jane gets hurt and starts cursing like a sailor. Chaos ensues.