hey? [dnf texting book]

cheer practice

Me=George
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-Me-
I hate my life

I'm gonna jump off a McDonald's

-Dream-
???

-Me-
I have to wait for my sister:(

She's taking forever and a half

Like how long can cheer practice take

-Dream-
Mhm

U'd look good as cheerleader

I'm thinking abt it rn😍😍

-Me-
U r so very off topic

nd NO

Stop thinking about it

-Dream-
I mean.........

U in a skirt😍😍😍

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Me-

I'll find U n hit u with a pan like Rapunzel

-Dream-
Then I'll just have Dreams abt U in  a skirt😬😳😩😍

-Me-
I hate u

Stalker

-Dream-
Pookie I'm not even a stalker :(

I mean....maybe 4 u

-Me-
See u admitted it

👮+u=🫡

-Dream-
What dose that even mean

Like what ur gonna put me in hand cuffs?

I'd let u

-Me-
No🤺

-Dream-
Fine I'll put u in hand cuffs🥵🤷🏼‍♂️

-Me-
No

I don't fuck people who don't have faces🤷🏻‍♂️

-Dream-
I have a face :<

-Me-
Proof?

-Dream-
No u silly goober 🤭

-Me-
Silly goober? Wtf

This is why ur a virgin

-Dream-

Mhm...

Sure.

-Me-
Fine then this is why u have Syphilis

-Dream-
I promise I don't have syphilis

If it makes u feel any better i always use condoms

-Me-
Who

-Dream-
Me?

-Me-
Asked

VAGAGAHAHAHAAH

I'm so funny

-Dream-
Yes, yes u r honey

-Me-
DREAM

STFU

-Dream-
Do u not love me anymore or something??

-Me-
Send me 3mil rn n ill love u

-Dream-
Bet what's ur cashapp?

-Me-
I was joking

Relax

-Dream-
🥺

-Me-
Anyway I gtg

My sister n her friends r dragging me 2 the car

-Dream-
:,(

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