Stupid mortals!

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Mortal: Stop Reading it's bad for you!
Me: OH NO YOU DIDNT!
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Whenever you get in an argument just scream GODS OLYMPUS YOU MORTALS ARE ALL THE SAME! And walk away like a boss!
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Mortal: The movie was great I literally hate the Percy Jackson books
Me: I could not hate you more
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Mortals:
I'm a child of Hera!
I'm a child of Artemis!
I'm a child of Hestia!
Me: Stupid mortals!

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