shellington: *sitting upside down on a beanbag, drinking tea with a long bendy straw*
Tweak: how long has shellington been sitting like that for...?
Dashi: i dont understand him... they can sit upside down for like 4 hours... nothing will happen to them its crazy...
*20 minutes pass*
Shellington: shit... (runs out the room like the flash🏃♂️)
Dashi: wonder what they went to do...?
Kwazii: *walks in room* dashi come get your babyboy he just threw up in the hallway and then fainted
Tweak: and you didnt help him and came to get dashi becauseee....🤷♀️
Kwazii: i asked if he was okay while he was fainted. he didnt reply so i got you😶
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Dashi: *running through the hallway at full speed with a worn out sweater*
barnacles: hey dash, remember no running in the hallwa-! *gets knocked over by shellington chasing her* 0-0...
Shellington: MY FUCKING COMFORT SWEATER GIVE THAT BACK😭🤬
Dashi: HOW THE FUCK IS IT COMFORTING TO WEAR A SWEATER THAT SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND GONE-OFF REESES CUPS😭
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Peso (being interviwed): work is certainly more intresting when theres couples around you :) especially if they bite eachother and eat oreos dipped in nacho cheese on their dates...
dashi (in the background): so i was thinking today we could dip blue takis in nutella :D (ngl that would taste so good imo)
shellington: oh cool! i also took out all the grass flavoured jellybeans from the bean boozled thingy you got :) we can eat those with it
dashi:😍this is why i love you
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Kwazii: so uhh... you and dashi right...? you guys were pretty loud last night,... what were you even doing😳
Shellington: there was a hornet flying round her room...
Kwazii:..huh? what was all that screaming and saying stuff like "OMG YESSS~" and "HArdeR~~"
Shellington: i was swatting the hornet with her boot but it took like 84 hits because i didnt hit it hard enough. we had a few false alarms where it would die and then we would relax but it would fucking RESPAWN
Kwazii: uh-... oh😰
Shellington: it stung her... so i killed it with her victoria's secret perfume😊
Kwazii:...
Shellington: Its dead so we had a little funeral😃
Kwazii: somehow... thats more belevable than what i was thinking😶
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Barnacles: okay fine, but if i let you be a couple please keep your... "bedroom activites" to your BEDROOMS
Dashi: what bedroom habits... we told you the hornet is dead now
Shellington: i think he means dont build a giant squishmallow fort and have a tea party in it🙁
Dashi: AWWWWWWWWW😭😭😭
Barnacles: No! i mean... "adult fun time...?"
Shellington: how on earth could watching Bluey jepordise our mission so bad😞
Dashi: WE CANT EVEN WATCH BLUEY!!?!?!?!😭😭
Shellington: *pats dashi"s back" there there... we always have peppa pig 😔
Barnacles: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
Shellington (pointing at dashi): her inner child
Dashi (pointing at shellington): and they're asexual
Barnacles:😭🤦♂️
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(this happened at my school so this is the only one i have inspiration for)
Shellington (scratching dashi's back where the hornet sting is): is that the place?
Dashi: oh yeah right there~~~~~~
Tweak: if i closed my eyes and listened to that it would be an entirely different story...
Peso: 😰tweak thats gross
Shellington: okay im gonna slow down now, its probrably bad to itch the stinging anyway...
Dashi: NOO~ dont stop its soo gooddddddd
Shellington: pfft *giggles*... tweaks right oh my god
Dashi (going fucking feral): i swear if you stop i will telepathy you my itchys
Tweak: if i closed my eyes and listened to that i would call the mental ward :)
Peso: or a grammar tutor😶
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sorry if some of the one shots were long or continuous ive never written them before :)
requests are openn if u want
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dashi x shellington oneshots DISCONTINUED
De TodoTW: lots of cussing and unbareably cringey love it or hate it :) so this is just something to pass the time while im working on my first big fanfic enjoy the shitty front cover :D i will do nsfw ONLY ON REQUEST but nothing too bad cuz its my first f...
